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On the fairer sex.
A delightfully frivolous pantoum by Jason Fishel

No, baby, you're not feeling me here.
Just feel the vibes, the Marvin Gaye.
Can I get a roadmap?
I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Just feel the vibes, the Marvin Gaye.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I keep getting lost in your eyes;
Maybe I'll just walk by again.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I'm here, what were your other two wishes?
Maybe I'll just walk by again;
Would you hold it against me?

I'm here, what were your other two wishes?
If I said you had a nice body,
Would you hold it against me?
Come on, baby, I'm Mr. Right.

If I said you had a nice body... forget it.
Can I get a roadmap?
Come on, baby, I'm Mr. Right.
No, baby, you're just not feeling me here.