camp plans
Sara and I are doing a camp for the Women's Studies Camp called Women and Kids Learning Together in June where we introduce disadvantaged kids to the arts and other beneficial things.. But I think I want to propose this alternate schedule.
7:00 AM Story-time with Caleb-O
Come listen to Caleb-O's true stories like, "My friends and I were really trashed one night, and there was some cop. So they were like, "I bet you won't say 'fuck da police'". SO I said "FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE! HA! FUCK DA POLICE!". Dude, and then they arrested me.
8:00 AM Animal time with a guinea pig (Emma), rats (Sara's), and turtles (Lyndsey's)
Whoever taps them and receives the most bite marks wins. "It's how they kiss you"
9:00 AM Blunt rolling demonstration with Morgan
accompanied by stories "Ok shut the fuck up and lemme tell you bout a little blunt named Chiefa da Reefa"
10:00 AM Recess
With an optional activity of beating the shit out of Jake Berghaus with bats
11:00 AM Sing-along to songs by the musical artist Peaches
12:00 PM Cooking lessons - How to make grilled cheese sandwiches for the counselors
1:00 - 3:00 Class field trip to WalMart
Take disposable cameras. Points to the child that finds the most mullets and fat girls in halter tops.
4:00 PM Self respect lessons by Tenisha and Kelly McKinney
"How to talk bad to a motherfucker" and Lesson 2: "Political incorrectness - Who the fuck cares?"
5:00 PM Dance party with volunteers from Tattletale's
6:00 PM Health: Find out which ADHD medicine is best for you
or you'll end up like this
7:00 PM Journaling with David Bishop
How to write smart-ass blogs about your friends
This will almost be as much fun as the time I told my niece Helena and nephew Xander to tell my sister "Girl quit trippin'. I'm a thug. Snoop Dogg!!!" when told to pick up their toys.
7:00 AM Story-time with Caleb-O
Come listen to Caleb-O's true stories like, "My friends and I were really trashed one night, and there was some cop. So they were like, "I bet you won't say 'fuck da police'". SO I said "FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE! HA! FUCK DA POLICE!". Dude, and then they arrested me.
8:00 AM Animal time with a guinea pig (Emma), rats (Sara's), and turtles (Lyndsey's)
Whoever taps them and receives the most bite marks wins. "It's how they kiss you"
9:00 AM Blunt rolling demonstration with Morgan
accompanied by stories "Ok shut the fuck up and lemme tell you bout a little blunt named Chiefa da Reefa"
10:00 AM Recess
With an optional activity of beating the shit out of Jake Berghaus with bats
11:00 AM Sing-along to songs by the musical artist Peaches
12:00 PM Cooking lessons - How to make grilled cheese sandwiches for the counselors
1:00 - 3:00 Class field trip to WalMart
Take disposable cameras. Points to the child that finds the most mullets and fat girls in halter tops.
4:00 PM Self respect lessons by Tenisha and Kelly McKinney
"How to talk bad to a motherfucker" and Lesson 2: "Political incorrectness - Who the fuck cares?"
5:00 PM Dance party with volunteers from Tattletale's
6:00 PM Health: Find out which ADHD medicine is best for you
or you'll end up like this
7:00 PM Journaling with David Bishop
How to write smart-ass blogs about your friends
This will almost be as much fun as the time I told my niece Helena and nephew Xander to tell my sister "Girl quit trippin'. I'm a thug. Snoop Dogg!!!" when told to pick up their toys.