Love Is A Battlefield
A Sledge/Snafu ~Power Ballad~ Fanmix
None of this is meant to be taken seriously (especially not track #2, or the cover art).
It is partially inspired by a viewing with
happypeppypunk in which I sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart." (Which inspired
these Tumblr shenanigans. Other shenanigans that spawn from this playlist are strongly encouraged.
Alternate Glee tracks were provided graciously by
happypeppypunk, for those of you who don't listen to much music made before you were born.
No disrespect at all is intended to the veterans or their families. (Or even Joe and Rami.)
Comments appreciated.
Track Listing:
1. Pat Benatar's "Love Is A Battlefield"
Snafu/Sledge. Parts Six to Nine.
I'm trapped by your love, and I'm chained to your side
2. Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For A Hero"
Sledge/Snafu. Part Six. I'm just saying that Sledge was really glad to be paired with a Veteran.
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
3. Heart's "Alone"
Snafu/Sledge. Internal struggle from at least Part Six.
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
4. REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling"
Snafu/Sledge. Part Six.
You give my life direction
You make everything so clear
5. Heart's "What About Love?"
Sledge/Snafu. The other side of forementioned internal struggle.
You've been hiding, never letting it show
Always trying to keep it under control
You got it down and you're well on the way to the top
But there's something that you forgot
But what about love?
Don't you want someone to care about you?
6. Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is"
Snafu/Sledge. Part Seven.
I've got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me
7. Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Sledge/Snafu. Part Seven/Nine.
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
8. The Bangles' "Eternal Flame"
Snafu/Sledge. Part Seven/Nine.
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
9. Heart's "Crazy On You"
Sledge/Snafu. Part Seven/Nine.
If we still have time, we might still get by
Every time I think about it, I wanna cry
With bombs and the devil, and the kids keep comin'
No way to breathe easy, no time to be young
But I tell myself that I was doin' all right
There's nothin' left to do at night
But to go crazy on you
10. Pat Benatar's "True Colors"
Both. Part Nine.
But I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
11. Pat Benatar's "We Belong"
Snafu/Sledge. Part Nine/Ten.
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We belong, we belong
We belong together
12. Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again"
Snafu/Sledge. Part Ten.
And here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
13. Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time"
Sledge/Snafu. Part Ten. Night terrors.
Lying in my bed, I hear the clock ticks, and think of you
Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new
Flash back, warm night, almost left behind
Suitcase of memories...
Time after...
14. Whitesnake's "Is This Love?"
Sledge/Snafu. Part Ten.
It's times like these
I can't make it on my own
Wasted days, and sleepless nights
And I can't wait to see you again
15. Lionel Richie's "Hello"
Snafu/Sledge. Part Ten.
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you
Alternate Tracks:
16. Heart's "Magic Man"
Sledge/Snafu. Because everyone knows Sledge should've run off with Snafu. The unofficial Part Ten.
Cold, late night so long ago
When I was not so strong, you know
A pretty man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue
You know, I could not run away it seemed
We'd seen each other in a dream
Seemed like he knew me
He looked right through me, yeah
17. Glee Cast's "Alone"
18. Glee Cast's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
19. Glee Cast's "True Colors"
20. Glee Cast's "Hello"
♥