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She's on the computer ALL DAY LONG and I never get a chance to update. Grrrrr.
Otherwise, life here is good. The sun is shining lately and so the windows are open. I like to lie in the sun. Doesn't everyone? My fur is so black that it gets to be about ten thousand degrees. I love it. Usually I just sleep for awhile and then wake up and lick a catnip dog for a little while. They tease me about it, say they can hear me licking from the other side of the apartment, but who cares? Not me. I love to slurp wet catnip.
What is this crap music? She says it's BRITNEY. Whatever that means. ABBA much, girlfriend?
They went away for a week and left me alone in the house. Unfortunately they turned off the computer before they left or yes, I could have updated. And downloaded kitty porn. Rarrr. Anyway I had an entertaining week despite them. They had a girl come in to visit me and she had sex with her boyfriend on my sofa. Twice! I'm not telling them about it. Just to get back at them for leaving me with no internet access. Bitches.
I like the girl though. She gives me lots of food and extra treats when she comes by. And I can watch whatever I want on TV without anyone yelling at me for changing the channel. They think I do that by accident? Please. It took me a long time to learn how to work that remote.
Things you can do without opposable thumbs:
Shit! Siren outside the window! Adrenaline rush!
Ooo. Catnip dog. Mmmmm.
Otherwise, life here is good. The sun is shining lately and so the windows are open. I like to lie in the sun. Doesn't everyone? My fur is so black that it gets to be about ten thousand degrees. I love it. Usually I just sleep for awhile and then wake up and lick a catnip dog for a little while. They tease me about it, say they can hear me licking from the other side of the apartment, but who cares? Not me. I love to slurp wet catnip.
What is this crap music? She says it's BRITNEY. Whatever that means. ABBA much, girlfriend?
They went away for a week and left me alone in the house. Unfortunately they turned off the computer before they left or yes, I could have updated. And downloaded kitty porn. Rarrr. Anyway I had an entertaining week despite them. They had a girl come in to visit me and she had sex with her boyfriend on my sofa. Twice! I'm not telling them about it. Just to get back at them for leaving me with no internet access. Bitches.
I like the girl though. She gives me lots of food and extra treats when she comes by. And I can watch whatever I want on TV without anyone yelling at me for changing the channel. They think I do that by accident? Please. It took me a long time to learn how to work that remote.
Things you can do without opposable thumbs:
- Change channels on TV with remote.
- Pounce on catnip dogs.
- Get behind curtain into windowsill.
- Open kitchen cabinets.
- Wake them up in the morning. Heh.
- Update your LJ.
- Turn on computer.
- Open front door.
- Work can opener.
- Shuffle canasta cards successfully.
Shit! Siren outside the window! Adrenaline rush!
Ooo. Catnip dog. Mmmmm.