Thankyou, Windows Parental Controls.

May 02, 2010 15:02

You giant motherfuckin bitch.

I can't even view my OWN LiveJournal page, it's blocked for some unknown reason. I guess it's too inappropriate for such sensitive, delicate eyes of mine. Thank fuck it can't see into my brain. *shuts down Anna's body*

I've become inspired by ElectricParrot to post at least one blog entry, so she better comment.

I've been thinking about what the world would do if all of a sudden, all the internet in every office building, every family home, every global corporation and every hut in Somalia, just stopped working. Shit would fly. Fans would spread it across the room. People would fling themselves from the aforementioned skyscrapers and splat on the pavement.

Or perhaps they'd realise that no one can do any work, and the people they need to send an email to couldn't recieve the email anyway because they have no internet either, and calm the fuck down and enjoy a nice week off and have a holiday in sunny England.

Which is what I'd like to do right now. *sigh

internet, england., holiday

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