How to rob a gas station/roadside dinner accurately, written by C. Osanna Brown (and the fucking devil) Share Today at 1:32pm | Edit Note | Delete different ways to make 500-2000 dollars in 15 minutes:
1. (for the reader, please put on the guns and roses version of sympathy for the devil)
2. stake out a corner 7-11, convenience store, or roadside dinner on a main highway and watch it for a good hour from about a quarter mile away (running distance) to feel the movement of the traffic coming in and out. it's something you have to have inside, you can't be taught how to do this type of thing. so just hope you got the right devil on your side. 2. smile, as you walk in, and go right for the cash register, but look around silently smiling at everyone in the room, nod and acknowledge your elders. 3. look straight at the cashier, suppress any compassion you may have for him or any tears he may bare. YELL OUT THESE EXACT WORDS FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR WHILE GRABBING YOUR GUN ARMING YOURSELF AND POINTING IT AT THE CASHIER:
"Alright folks, this here's a robbery. Now if you don't lose your head about it, you won't lose your head. First one to comply gets a prize. Now you can have an amazing story to tell your friends within a few minutes, or a toe tag, it's your choice. Now, why don't you go ahead, and unload all that cash into a bag for me, all of it, so i can see it in there. that's right."
4. scan the floor, there may be "heroes", even if no ones moving, point the gun and tell them to stay down and keep their cool. if you keep YOUR cool you will not fire one SINGLE shot.
5. Focus your attention back on the gas station attendant/cashier, grab the bag, and back out so you can see the whole room and yell out "Now thank you all for being such good ladies and gentleman, i must sadly be going now, have a great rest of your days." Back out of the store, scanning everyone, they might have a gun, leave as quickly as possible.
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different ways to make 500-2000 dollars in 15 minutes:
1. (for the reader, please put on the guns and roses version of sympathy for the devil)
2. stake out a corner 7-11, convenience store, or roadside dinner on a main highway and watch it for a good hour from about a quarter mile away (running distance) to feel the movement of the traffic coming in and out. it's something you have to have inside, you can't be taught how to do this type of thing. so just hope you got the right devil on your side.
2. smile, as you walk in, and go right for the cash register, but look around silently smiling at everyone in the room, nod and acknowledge your elders.
3. look straight at the cashier, suppress any compassion you may have for him or any tears he may bare. YELL OUT THESE EXACT WORDS FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR WHILE GRABBING YOUR GUN ARMING YOURSELF AND POINTING IT AT THE CASHIER:
"Alright folks, this here's a robbery. Now if you don't lose your head about it, you won't lose your head. First one to comply gets a prize. Now you can have an amazing story to tell your friends within a few minutes, or a toe tag, it's your choice. Now, why don't you go ahead, and unload all that cash into a bag for me, all of it, so i can see it in there. that's right."
4. scan the floor, there may be "heroes", even if no ones moving, point the gun and tell them to stay down and keep their cool. if you keep YOUR cool you will not fire one SINGLE shot.
5. Focus your attention back on the gas station attendant/cashier, grab the bag, and back out so you can see the whole room and yell out "Now thank you all for being such good ladies and gentleman, i must sadly be going now, have a great rest of your days." Back out of the store, scanning everyone, they might have a gun, leave as quickly as possible.
6. get into your car and drive like hell.
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