May 02, 2005 23:42
No names will be named but...
Housemate A:- Why must you malt so much, and if you really must, why must you insist upon leaving your fur in the sink/shower/on the loo seat/on the kitchen table?
Housemate B:- Why must I listen to neighbors when I don't even have a TV? I can't keep going round humming theme tunes...its getting to me!
Housemate C:- Why must you go out and leave your music on, its not even good, and i can here it perfectly all the way over here, even with your door closed.
Housemate D:- Why must you be so two faced and utterly intolerable?
Housemate E:- Why must you be so utterly drippy, yet so utterly two faced, learn to think for yourself!
Housemate F:- Why must you moan so much, yet not to your actual housemates, only to Jen? Oh no wait, housemate F is me...
I know I can be stressy, but now, now I've had enough of listening to Savage sodding Garden and Justin Timberlake, I have work to do...