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Jul 22, 2004 18:37

I'm back at home now, and throughout my travels, I have learned three very important facts, and I would like to now share them with you.

1)No matter how well you get along with a sibling, living under their roof for anything more than two weeks is enough to make you reconsider saying you get along well with your sibling.

2)When walking around a busy city, if you think someone grabbed your bum, do not take it as a compliment, they problably just tried to steal your wallet.

3)When used correctly, the phrase "Suck on my junk, biatch" can reduce a room of people to tears.

let me re-state something terribly important though.

I AM AT HOME ^__^__^__^___^__^__^__^__^__^
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