Maybe i should have used Christ trays instead
After all the love i put into baking cookies and toffee for my family and friends, i decide to festively decorate their packaging by putting them on little red Santa trays and wrapping them with red and green plastic wrap. As i was ripping the plastic wrap on the serated edge of the box, it COMES BACK AT ME and leaves a well-executed mark of blood and skin on my chest. Thanks, Jesus, for providing such timely, skewed karma.