OMG!!!
OMG! Total drama today. So like, I got home from school and the worst thing ever had happened. Maria for some reason thought my prom dress smelled (which it didn't!) and so she sprayed febreeze on it. ONLY PROBLEM IS...my prom dress is entirely of chinchilla fur and fuscia pleather ( I HEART DIOR), and so like it totally can't be febreezed. So its like discolored and I was freaking out. She of course cant even speak english (seriously, WTF! I mean, americans rule everything now, shouldnt people just learn to speak our language) and I called her a stupid bitch and a dirty mexican and other names, but she like totally deserved it. My mom even told me it. We fired her. I threw her stuff down the stairs and called her a whore. It was really fufilling.
SO like, my dumbass mom said we could go just get a dress from a store around here. I'm sorry ya dumb bitch. Do i look like i wear non designer clothes. I dont think so! SO we immediately got on the phone with PRADA, and they are express delivering this super cute neon yellow leather dress that is so short and hot, and i also got a matching pair of boots made from the fur of baby polar bears. (technically thats illegal to poach baby polar bears, but i mean, they look totally good so does it matter) Yeah, so i still have to lose like 6 pounds if im gonna fit so i am not eating or drinking until prom, and i am using laxatives to cleanse my system. Yeah...its gross but i know it'll be worth it when i win prom queen, which i will, cuz i just feel it.
So yeah, i was thinking today about how much i appreciate life. i mean, its so beautiful. its like a baby bear cub opening its eyes for the first time and seeing mom. ONly its every day. So you get a lot of it. Life is a long whirlpool with precipices of love and commotion ( or is it emotion?) and it has lustrous moments of starlight. I am like so happy that i am so down to earth and nice and that im not some stuck up bitch. I am like such a beautiful person, inside and out. And damnit, i am gonna be proud of it. How many people can have 11 ferrari's parked in their garage and can still be so mild mannered. Yeah, i thank god, and mommy and daddy, and maybe gucci for this. Or my nanny luisa. Or anyone who took care of me. Yeah. So thats all for now. Got to go lose sum weight. tata 4 now
-Tilts