Post debate reaction that has nothing to do with the actual debate
Can we please, please, for the love of God, stop interviewing these undecided voters and hanging on their every imbecilic, indecisive word. I can't stand listening to them anymore. Frankly, in the face of all thats going on in the world and the myriad opportunities even squirrels have had at this point to be exposed to these two candidates and their views, if you still can't make up your mind your opinion is utterly and completely worthless. Furthermore, you probably shouldn't operate heavy machinery or sit in the emergency exit row of airplanes, because you lack the kind of decision making abilities that even a jellyfish is capable of.
Seriously, are they like this in real life? Do they stand paralyzed in grocery stores pondering the relative merits of one ketchup over another? When confronted with the choice of "new car smell" or "pine" at the carwash, do they need months of public debate and discourse before they pull the fragrance hammer? What the hell more do these people need to hear? Are they waiting for the magic leprechauns to come and mark your ballot for them?
Honestly, I'm disturbed that they even have the opportunity to vote. I think it diminishes all of us, and I never, ever want to see another panel of these spineless morons assembled by the networks who then subsequently hang on their every moronic word.