What Form(s) Can Ziasudra's Procrastination Take?
Yes, I’m supposed to be writing my bus article. But while rummaging through the Google news archive, I clicked into the “Harry Potter” section and found some very interesting headlines and sentences, in no particular order:
[Bold & without quotation marks = headline; with quotation marks = sentences within the article]
Harry Potter and the order of the censor (Guardian Unlimited, UK)
HARRY POTTER AND THE SECRET CRUSH
“THIS is the moment Harry Potter's heart is broken as a rival magician steals a dance with his secret love.” (Glasgow Sunday Mail)
“VOLDEMORT'S Death Eaters have claimed a victory after censors ruled that the new Harry Potter film was too scary for children under 12.” (Times Online, UK)
Ruminations: Harry Potter and the Treasure of Silicon Valley (JimHillMedia.com)
“If ever-a-whever-a-wiz-there was … the little guys are going for Harry Potter’s cape and wand” (American Chronicle)
Harry Potter and the Lousy Movie All About Him (MediaGab)
Harry Potter and the Attack of the Gray Goo
“But consider the gray goo problem. Imagine that the Gulf Coast were inundated not with water but with a swarm of nanobots.” (dallasnews.com)
This article is, in fact, not about Harry Potter.
“Bog-eyed wizard-boy nerk Harry Potter's latest blockbuster is too scary for the kiddies, chirrups the Times.” (MegaStar.co.uk)
Going to get pretty Harry (North Shore Sunday)
An article about TWH
POTTER’S SPELL OF NUDITY (Glasgow Daily Record)
Just to put a stop on rumours: Dan wasn’t in the nude for the bath scene, HPANA has confirmed.
And my favorite...
Harry Potter's Half Brother? "Barry Hatter" Coming In December (XGP Gaming)
I am easily amused. *g*
OK now back to work…
[Bold & without quotation marks = headline; with quotation marks = sentences within the article]
Harry Potter and the order of the censor (Guardian Unlimited, UK)
HARRY POTTER AND THE SECRET CRUSH
“THIS is the moment Harry Potter's heart is broken as a rival magician steals a dance with his secret love.” (Glasgow Sunday Mail)
“VOLDEMORT'S Death Eaters have claimed a victory after censors ruled that the new Harry Potter film was too scary for children under 12.” (Times Online, UK)
Ruminations: Harry Potter and the Treasure of Silicon Valley (JimHillMedia.com)
“If ever-a-whever-a-wiz-there was … the little guys are going for Harry Potter’s cape and wand” (American Chronicle)
Harry Potter and the Lousy Movie All About Him (MediaGab)
Harry Potter and the Attack of the Gray Goo
“But consider the gray goo problem. Imagine that the Gulf Coast were inundated not with water but with a swarm of nanobots.” (dallasnews.com)
This article is, in fact, not about Harry Potter.
“Bog-eyed wizard-boy nerk Harry Potter's latest blockbuster is too scary for the kiddies, chirrups the Times.” (MegaStar.co.uk)
Going to get pretty Harry (North Shore Sunday)
An article about TWH
POTTER’S SPELL OF NUDITY (Glasgow Daily Record)
Just to put a stop on rumours: Dan wasn’t in the nude for the bath scene, HPANA has confirmed.
And my favorite...
Harry Potter's Half Brother? "Barry Hatter" Coming In December (XGP Gaming)
I am easily amused. *g*
OK now back to work…