Aw Ma~an

May 19, 2010 13:08

Every time they change something on dA people start complaining. I like it myself.

In other news, I passed four of my classes and am waiting on a grade change on my one incomplete class.

For my summer class, I'm in HEL a.k.a. History of the English Language. The professor's from New Zealand, and is just a tiny bit distracting. I'm also pretty bad at onomatopoeia and phonetics because of some abnormalities in the anatomy of my tongue and right ear. BUT transliteration, grammar, and etymology should be fun!

Funny story: In our first History of the English Language we conjugated Turkish verbs and translated Scots Gaelic.

I REALLY wanna script out that positively evil Neron/Trickster comic, but I have phonetics to transcribe, a paper to write, and some chapters to read.Wait for me, oh plot bunnies!

EDIT: NOW WITH ADDED PLOT BUNNIES ESPLAININ' (Nyssa made me do it. Here's how I explained it to her.)

My plot bunnies are sick, twisted little bastards. Basically, this one hit my when I was doing this and I just haven’t had the time to really devote to writing it out, so it’s been festering in my brain, like a particularly porny little pustule.

Okay, so quick rundown:
Canon basics = Sometime in the mid-90s, crazy evil Lord Demon Neron (Satan to us) TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. First he gets the elemental Rogues (Cold, Heat Wave, Boomerang, Weather Wizard, and Mirror Master) to destroy key points that weaken the seal reality has on Hell. (It'd be all very YuYuHakushou, if it didn't happen in, like, three pages.) Neron then sends out a little message to all the villains he thinks he can dupe. That's the candles with the green fire. They're supposed to light them at midnight to initiate transportation where Neron offers them a deal: Whatever you want, just cause havoc for me. Piper's not involved because he's gone legit, though he gets a candle that Flash later uses to get in to Hell. Trickster (who is as semi-legit as he ever gets, but bored off his ass), however is integral to this plot. Not because he makes a deal, he didn’t even get a candle; he had to steal one from Rainbow Raider. No, Neron surprisingly never even tries to make one, even though he is pathologically incapable of resisting them. He just keeps James around like a highly amusing pet, using him to get rid of some of the more major villains. Because of this, Trickster ends up being the monkey wrench in the works. He’s not beholden to Neron like many of the villains and some of the heroes. Trickster is the one to figure out Neron’s weakness and helps Captain Marvel defeat him and free everyone. Neron is now always after Trickster, which, combined with some ret-cons mind-whammies from the Top, leads to Tricks’ major reforms because he seriously does NOT want to end up in Hell again. These reforms eventually escalate from Piper-style “con for good causes”; like the helping Impulse thing, the random-son-who’s-never-mentioned-again thing, the Catwoman Tarot-artist thing, and so on.

Here’s where it gets shaky, and what I’m spring-boarding off of: JJ suddenly jumps from all of that to the whole working-for-the-FBI-you-can-barely-recognize-me-I’m-fooling-even-myself Agent Jesse thing Piper encounters when he escapes from jail. Without passing “GO”, without collecting $200. Granted, it’s because of a change in writer, but I have to work in-universe. So. Hot bara angry demon with inexplicable attachment + canon mindfuckery + sudden shifts in character => burning non-con nightmares that twist how James makes decisions.

Apparently I can take anything and turn it into porn. And explanations of canon discrepancies.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Uh, anyone really triggery? This thing will hit, like, ten kinks I didn't even know I had and a few I've had since I was old enough to hide the fact that I could get into my mom's porn stash. I'm sorry James! What if I gave you a little Piper to play with at the end? No wait, that's what Neron did...Um.



Oh, and from now on I will post youtube vids for my music, if I can find/remember them:

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essays will be the death of me, rl, plotbunnies

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