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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I sacrificed kansaschica to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I recruited kcwitch as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I stopped zoethe from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (610 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
zianuray
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