Anal probes and eating yellow snow
First day of school today. And boy was it wonderful! It was cool finally being at the university, even if our little college was medieval and didn't even have an ATM.
First class of the day: Theriology. Now what is that you ask? well fuck, i didn't know until the class freaking started. And it sure wasn't what i expected it to be.
BSCE: Bovine Semen Collection and Evaluation. At least, the section we started off with was called that. it was wonderful!! two hours of learning how to properly exam the penis and scrotum of a bull, how to check for lesions or abnormalities, how to properly handle testicles (and yes people, there are certain ways you must handle them lol), how to use the anal probes, how to do a rectal exam, how to collect and store the semen. oh and abnormalities of semen that may be seen. it was wonderful!! I had to look twice at the anal probes, they looked exactly like vibrators...same purpose i guess.
As for eating yellow snow...well so far TWICE! this year i have already slipped on ice and fell on my ass or face. this year yet! this year isn't even a week old! and so many times i've ALMOST fallen...its bad. I can see why they didn't name me Grace. Today when i got off the bus and was running across the stree i wiped out right in front of my bus downtown, face first into some dirty snow. that was fun!
the first time was last friday, i walked out my front door and slipped all the way down my front steps. i'm so covered in bruises and i feel like such a dork. i'm gonna wear those boots that have spikes on the bottoms tomorrow to school so i don't wipe it again.
First class of the day: Theriology. Now what is that you ask? well fuck, i didn't know until the class freaking started. And it sure wasn't what i expected it to be.
BSCE: Bovine Semen Collection and Evaluation. At least, the section we started off with was called that. it was wonderful!! two hours of learning how to properly exam the penis and scrotum of a bull, how to check for lesions or abnormalities, how to properly handle testicles (and yes people, there are certain ways you must handle them lol), how to use the anal probes, how to do a rectal exam, how to collect and store the semen. oh and abnormalities of semen that may be seen. it was wonderful!! I had to look twice at the anal probes, they looked exactly like vibrators...same purpose i guess.
As for eating yellow snow...well so far TWICE! this year i have already slipped on ice and fell on my ass or face. this year yet! this year isn't even a week old! and so many times i've ALMOST fallen...its bad. I can see why they didn't name me Grace. Today when i got off the bus and was running across the stree i wiped out right in front of my bus downtown, face first into some dirty snow. that was fun!
the first time was last friday, i walked out my front door and slipped all the way down my front steps. i'm so covered in bruises and i feel like such a dork. i'm gonna wear those boots that have spikes on the bottoms tomorrow to school so i don't wipe it again.