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[ziabatsu]

Well Officer, I wasn't going to stand for no good alien taking my clutch plate, so I said "Suck my truck nuts blargface" and I shot him. And then he must have used some sort of mind ray or a matter transmitting beam, because when I sobered up, there was a racoon, deaf with three legs, staring at me like I owed him something.

Also, ,mullet hemi-wig.