Batman's Dripping Stalactite of Love!

Oct 14, 2009 02:34

Yes, Batman's Dripping Stalactite of Love. Literally. (And metaphorically. And so obviously literally metaphorically.... )

So, I've posted a lot of weird psycho-sexual batstuff in my time. (And, bless the Gothamites, there's a LOT left to post. )

But should you ever ask me, "Hey, zhinxy, what's the weirdest, creepiest quote unquote 'romantic" ( Read more... )

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thehefner October 14 2009, 17:03:15 UTC
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Who wrote this?

Was it Moench? It was Moench, wasn't it?

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zhinxy October 14 2009, 20:36:51 UTC
I love Moench, but... Of course it was. Who else could have?

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thehefner October 15 2009, 04:57:11 UTC
I've been trying to track down every single major Two-Face appearance, partially because I'm thinking of following lovedatjoker's example and starting a Harvey blog.

But oh god, the 80's were so hard on Harvey, between the Max Alan Collins story (I'm still so quoting you on that Jason story: "OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, HARVEY! No, we don't envy your ability to take the stairs two at a time! Once again, some things just aren't cool to anybody but you!") and Mike W. Barr. But the Moench four-part with Circe just totally sticks in my craw more than all the rest, for some reason. And every time I read a Moench story that isn't PREY (because I love me some PREY, with Hugo Strange), they just feel... lame at best.

So really, seriously, have there been any really stellar Moench Batman stories? Besides PREY? You'd know better than I.

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zhinxy October 15 2009, 06:28:11 UTC
Have you read his follow-up to Prey, Terror? I like that one ( ... )

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anonymous October 15 2009, 00:43:13 UTC
so whats the point of the talk here?

"Your stubborn refusal to give up your life of crime is the reason I must spank it to unusually shaped limestone formations therefore repent?" if so that's a novel approach.

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zhinxy October 15 2009, 01:04:48 UTC
Whoever you are, I LOVE this comment.

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thete1 October 15 2009, 02:27:52 UTC
Thank you, thank you, thank you so very much for this. Let Batman always be this bugfuck nuts. Let the sexual tension always fly way past hot to Whiskey Tango Foxtrot land. Let my people go.

Or something.

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zhinxy October 15 2009, 08:54:22 UTC
you're welcome.

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anonymous October 15 2009, 08:32:42 UTC
This is my sleek aerodynamic hard nosed fully loaded Bat-Plane.

I need it. Because I'm a superhero who can't fly.

This is my Bat-Pole.

It's faster than taking the stairs.

This is Dick.

He's my adopted son, Richard Grayson.

This is my stalactite.

I consider it symbolic. Of my penis.

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megami18 October 16 2009, 12:56:47 UTC
Tee hee hee.

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