Funny, and here I thought you were more of a '2001, Space Odyssy' kind of guy *laughs*
And before you ask? it's the Monster Magnet version of Iggy Pop's "Gimme Danger". Or maybe "Cyanide" by the Deathstars... hmmm... what do you think, should I toss a coin on this one?
...You're just itching to make a 'monolith' joke, aren't you.
Still, long time no see! How HAVE you been, My dear PurpleHair? Sit, sit, let Me get scones and tea. Oh, and have you been coinflipping recently? If not, this would provide a prime opportunity...
Don't need to make the joke, Oh great, golden one. You already did. *giggling madly*
Long time no see, yourself. I? I am doing better, not as good as I will be, better than I was. And scones and tea sound wonderful, I'm finding myself rather famished!
No, I'm not flipping the coins lately, she *points to typist* is.
...SUCH a brat. *Sticks out tongue* I've missed it!
*Bustles about, summoning all sorts of delicious high-tea goodness; even cucumber sandwiches!* Glad to hear of improvement... but improved from what? Last I saw you it wasn't you at all, apparently; I thought you'd had a Nexus timeleap, but apparently that was just an alt.
*Pours some Monkey Saint tea and pushes scones toward* By all means, partake! These are some cranberry and walnut and silk powder scones I'm quite proud of; butter's on the left, honey and marmalade on the right. And which song did the flip determine?
Some things change, oh Wonder of the Wise and enlightened, and - well - some things don't? *sneaky grin*
You saw me? But not me? So who was I then? *shakes head* What? An alt? Was it the male alt that I, oh, um, never mind. It was more like masturbation, believe me.
Cranberry and walnut and what again? Silver show-no, what did you say? Is it any good? *takes a knife and reaches for the butter with one hand, takes the scone in the other hand. Suddenly she stops and takes a bite before putting anything on the scone, then tries to talk through a mouthful. Swallowing she smiles and repeats herself.*
Ohh, this is good! Really good!
Oh and the song? The usual. Seems I can't get away from my rep. It was 'Gimme Danger'.
And you've no idea how reassuring both sides of that are, M'dear. *Leans over right quick and kisses her forehead, grinning* On the other hand, perhaps you've an inkling or two... *Why yes, He can tease her back!*
Oh, you were Jelani's mom. There was an emergency, old standbys were called in, and now your alt has a bouncing baby boy! Lobo tried to shoot My head off on that one, but we all managed to make it work out. Have you ever thought of visiting them? It would doubtless make a wonderful time... You're sure to get along so well, right?
Hmm? Oh, silk powder. *Nibbles one Himself* Oriental food from way back, why these scones are so velvety. But I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes them! *May be sneaking a sandwich this time*
Well, you spent so very much time and energy establishing that rep, it would be a shame to let it go to waste now! Don't you think?
*Snaps talons* Oh, and I just remembered. Want to come to My handfasting next week?
*She gives the side of his face a quick caress as he's kissing her forehead, feeling highly nostalgic, all warm and fuzzy*
I was, Jelani - isn't she Lobo's and *suddenly goes silent*
She had a baby boy? *said slowly, thinking hard* That means there's still hope for, hmm. *nods slowlyI I'm happy for her and - Lobo right? *she starts blushing there, blushing hard* Interesting. And no, haven't thought of visiting maybe, but you know, perhaps I should, someday.
*she's done with the scone, and finds herself reaching for a sandwich as well. Is it that borg mentality? Is it peer pressure? Nah, they just look really good!* Yea, a lot of time. LOTS of time and effort into doing, you know, what I did.
*As it should be. Grand fun kickback times for all!*
Well, I had to do an emergency Caesarean, but yes, they both pulled through. I daresay he'd be almost a toddler now... And yes, she and Lobo seemed to make things work out pretty well, as long as nobody minded the gratuitious bloodletting. Which, let's face it, is only to be expected. *Totally eyebrow-ridging her about the blush, but goes on a different tack* And if the situation comes up, please call Me in when the water breaks? *Suddenly grins for just a twitch* If you go a-visiting, should I be your arm-candy?
*He's certainly enjoying His! But He may be in the mood for some Black Forest ham on a crumpet next. (Of course there's crumpets, it's hardly high tea without!)* Yes dear, I know. I was part of your diabolical rep-building machinations, remember General? *Large and TOTALLY unrepentant grin happens right here
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"C Section?" She shakes off the shiver down her back, then blinks wide, her head already starting to shake back and forth. "Uh, no. No way, Dragon God. Me and the Czarnian, actually doing that family thing without killing each other? Not that I could, he can't die. But..." Her eyes don't meet his, and she stops suddenly
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"..." Is the lady protesting too much? ABSOLUTELY. "...Leela, that wasn't a Czarnian-specific suggestion. If you started making babies with a unicorn or a cameleopard or a chartered accountant, I'd still want to be called in early; it's the CHILDBIRTH part I was focusing on. (Though I would start doubting your intellect extremely if you shacked up with a unicorn, I mean COME ON.) I trust I've cleared that up
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And before you ask? it's the Monster Magnet version of Iggy Pop's "Gimme Danger". Or maybe "Cyanide" by the Deathstars... hmmm... what do you think, should I toss a coin on this one?
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Still, long time no see! How HAVE you been, My dear PurpleHair? Sit, sit, let Me get scones and tea. Oh, and have you been coinflipping recently? If not, this would provide a prime opportunity...
(Gimme Danger)
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Long time no see, yourself. I? I am doing better, not as good as I will be, better than I was. And scones and tea sound wonderful, I'm finding myself rather famished!
No, I'm not flipping the coins lately, she *points to typist* is.
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*Bustles about, summoning all sorts of delicious high-tea goodness; even cucumber sandwiches!* Glad to hear of improvement... but improved from what? Last I saw you it wasn't you at all, apparently; I thought you'd had a Nexus timeleap, but apparently that was just an alt.
*Pours some Monkey Saint tea and pushes scones toward* By all means, partake! These are some cranberry and walnut and silk powder scones I'm quite proud of; butter's on the left, honey and marmalade on the right. And which song did the flip determine?
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You saw me? But not me? So who was I then? *shakes head* What? An alt? Was it the male alt that I, oh, um, never mind. It was more like masturbation, believe me.
Cranberry and walnut and what again? Silver show-no, what did you say? Is it any good? *takes a knife and reaches for the butter with one hand, takes the scone in the other hand. Suddenly she stops and takes a bite before putting anything on the scone, then tries to talk through a mouthful. Swallowing she smiles and repeats herself.*
Ohh, this is good! Really good!
Oh and the song? The usual. Seems I can't get away from my rep. It was 'Gimme Danger'.
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Oh, you were Jelani's mom. There was an emergency, old standbys were called in, and now your alt has a bouncing baby boy! Lobo tried to shoot My head off on that one, but we all managed to make it work out. Have you ever thought of visiting them? It would doubtless make a wonderful time... You're sure to get along so well, right?
Hmm? Oh, silk powder. *Nibbles one Himself* Oriental food from way back, why these scones are so velvety. But I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes them! *May be sneaking a sandwich this time*
Well, you spent so very much time and energy establishing that rep, it would be a shame to let it go to waste now! Don't you think?
*Snaps talons* Oh, and I just remembered. Want to come to My handfasting next week?
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I was, Jelani - isn't she Lobo's and *suddenly goes silent*
She had a baby boy? *said slowly, thinking hard* That means there's still hope for, hmm. *nods slowlyI I'm happy for her and - Lobo right? *she starts blushing there, blushing hard* Interesting. And no, haven't thought of visiting maybe, but you know, perhaps I should, someday.
*she's done with the scone, and finds herself reaching for a sandwich as well. Is it that borg mentality? Is it peer pressure? Nah, they just look really good!* Yea, a lot of time. LOTS of time and effort into doing, you know, what I did.
*blink* Handfasting? Awesome! I'd love to!
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Well, I had to do an emergency Caesarean, but yes, they both pulled through. I daresay he'd be almost a toddler now... And yes, she and Lobo seemed to make things work out pretty well, as long as nobody minded the gratuitious bloodletting. Which, let's face it, is only to be expected. *Totally eyebrow-ridging her about the blush, but goes on a different tack* And if the situation comes up, please call Me in when the water breaks? *Suddenly grins for just a twitch* If you go a-visiting, should I be your arm-candy?
*He's certainly enjoying His! But He may be in the mood for some Black Forest ham on a crumpet next. (Of course there's crumpets, it's hardly high tea without!)* Yes dear, I know. I was part of your diabolical rep-building machinations, remember General? *Large and TOTALLY unrepentant grin happens right here ( ... )
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