Aphorisms
1.Your house, where the battery charger of your laptop and mobile phone.
2.God penalty - allergy to the beer.
3.A few people risk to be themselves ...this why they drink vodka instead of champagne.
4.If I have Kalashnikov in my hands I sure know how to control emotions.
5.if you cant solve the problem ..find another one.
6.often what life dictates to us we write with errors.
7.Reflections about the best life more frequently lead to the reflections about the criminal code.
8.Most incorruptible turn- to the restroom.
9.There is no more accurate driver than one who forgot documents at home.
10.You dont need to run away from sniper you will just die tired.
11.Time is fly so fast you not even awake yet but already too late for work.
12.Woman driver like a star in the sky - you see her and she didnt see you.
13.Hangover - its then in the morning you feel like your toothpaste contained alcohol.
14.Healthy sleep not only make life longer but also make your work day way shorter .
15.If your conscience biting you ..knock out its teeth and let it tenderly suck on you .
16.Real men should plant the tree,build the house and grow the son.Real woman should saw down the tree,destroy the house adn grow daughter.
17.Women loves by ears.This why before to say I love you men should take her headphones off.
2.God penalty - allergy to the beer.
3.A few people risk to be themselves ...this why they drink vodka instead of champagne.
4.If I have Kalashnikov in my hands I sure know how to control emotions.
5.if you cant solve the problem ..find another one.
6.often what life dictates to us we write with errors.
7.Reflections about the best life more frequently lead to the reflections about the criminal code.
8.Most incorruptible turn- to the restroom.
9.There is no more accurate driver than one who forgot documents at home.
10.You dont need to run away from sniper you will just die tired.
11.Time is fly so fast you not even awake yet but already too late for work.
12.Woman driver like a star in the sky - you see her and she didnt see you.
13.Hangover - its then in the morning you feel like your toothpaste contained alcohol.
14.Healthy sleep not only make life longer but also make your work day way shorter .
15.If your conscience biting you ..knock out its teeth and let it tenderly suck on you .
16.Real men should plant the tree,build the house and grow the son.Real woman should saw down the tree,destroy the house adn grow daughter.
17.Women loves by ears.This why before to say I love you men should take her headphones off.