facebook pet peeves

Aug 04, 2009 15:59

Dear facebook user,

Please don't update your status more than twice a day. If people cared, they'd follow you on twitter. Likewise, please don't link your twitter to your facebook. There's a reason we're not following you on twitter - did I mention that I don't care?

In the same vein, please don't post a news article that 44 other people have posted. Guess what? We have the same friends. I've already seen that article 44 times.

And don't link your google reader to facebook, either. Your friends would be on reader if they cared.

And please, please don't share every single quiz you take. I don't care what Harry Potter house you belong in, what your birth number means, or who your celebrity crush is. Guess what? Only you find it funny/amusing/ironic.

Lastly, I like photos as much as you do, but I refuse to appreciate your sideways photos. What, do you expect me to tilt my laptop or something? You're on facebook; you should know how to rotate your photos. If you don't, I have some 35mm film you might like.

Thanks,
Danielle

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