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last night, after christmas, i got home in the early evening. later i wanted dinner, but i only had pasta and was sick of making pasta. so i went out. nothing was open - it being christmas - except for a kebab shop - i bought a chicken burger and a lamb pide.
got home, ate the pide, it was tasty, and then i looked at the burger. it was a monstrous thing which smelt strongly of onions. i peeked inside. a solid.. white mass. chicken bits and onion bits in mayonnaise and, somehow, white lettuce. the smell intensified.
i decided i wasn't THAT hungry and now i'll never know what might have been.
got home, ate the pide, it was tasty, and then i looked at the burger. it was a monstrous thing which smelt strongly of onions. i peeked inside. a solid.. white mass. chicken bits and onion bits in mayonnaise and, somehow, white lettuce. the smell intensified.
i decided i wasn't THAT hungry and now i'll never know what might have been.