thai sex
Had dinner tonight with a few friends. It's good to see them again- even though it's only been a couple of weeks or so. Mike came out from New York for the weekend and it was great to see that he's doing well- even though it's rather new to him down there. He doesn't read my journals much because he thinks I cuss too much. What the fuck is he talking about? I read the shit you write Mike...so read the nonsense I write hunny. Anyway, too bad we sat so far away from each other during dinner to make it too convenient to talk. There were two new people joining us for dinner, but I wasn't being sociable at all and was rather being bitchy. That's okay- I'm known for being a bitch. Anyhow, I had a great time talking to Nick about pornos and all that lovely stuff. Lucky for me, I have a very understanding boyfriend and a funny one at that. Finally wrapped up the evening chatting at Freddy's place for about an hour and half about anything and everything. Seems like I haven't sat down to talk to him in a long time. Ever feel that way about talking to a friend?
Anyway, we somehow got onto the topic of sex, which isn't surprising at all since that's what I normally like to talk about. And Jess started telling us about the sex tours that she went on in Thailand just recently. Now, Jess isn't your typical sexually infatuated type of gal -- she's more the kind that likes to see weird things. We'd have a ball if we went together. So she begins to tell me that there are so many types of sex shows in Thailand. Fornication shows. Women on women. Men on men. Women on men. Men on women. Blah on blah. Whatever. She proceeds to tell me about how these women performers can do the following with their vaginas:
- blow out birthday candles
- shoot darts and aim for balloons
- open a bottle of coca cola
- pull out razor blades from inside them
- pull out long scarves like the kind magicians use
I'm sure those women must have some kind of suction compressor hidden up their vagina in addition to a bottle opener. I mean, how else can your vaginal muscles do so much? And don't tell me that those kegel (?) exercises can help that much! These women are obviously some men's ultimate fantasy -- a women who can open your bottle of Heineken or Corona with their pussy. Some of you men out there are probably climaxing as I'm talking about this. She went on to tell me about the men and their feats like being able to pick up a bucket of water with their penis or some other ungodly shit that would make most of you men squirm just about now.
And the transgender folks. Jess said she felt ashamed to be a female and not take as much care in herself as those transgender guys. Some of them are so gorgeous that it would put those of us with natural female biological parts to shame. In Chinese these people are called "yun yiu" -- these guys go through hormone treatments, operations, even get their adam's apple removed (ouch) so that they can be as female as can be. Of course most of them that go through this process are also prostitutes. Most American men who patron them don't even know they are men until they start talking. And don't get me started on the AIDS epidemic in Thailand. Anyone who signs up to go on these sex travel packages is utterly insane. Why don't I just hand you a gun and play russian roulette?
Anyway, we somehow got onto the topic of sex, which isn't surprising at all since that's what I normally like to talk about. And Jess started telling us about the sex tours that she went on in Thailand just recently. Now, Jess isn't your typical sexually infatuated type of gal -- she's more the kind that likes to see weird things. We'd have a ball if we went together. So she begins to tell me that there are so many types of sex shows in Thailand. Fornication shows. Women on women. Men on men. Women on men. Men on women. Blah on blah. Whatever. She proceeds to tell me about how these women performers can do the following with their vaginas:
- blow out birthday candles
- shoot darts and aim for balloons
- open a bottle of coca cola
- pull out razor blades from inside them
- pull out long scarves like the kind magicians use
I'm sure those women must have some kind of suction compressor hidden up their vagina in addition to a bottle opener. I mean, how else can your vaginal muscles do so much? And don't tell me that those kegel (?) exercises can help that much! These women are obviously some men's ultimate fantasy -- a women who can open your bottle of Heineken or Corona with their pussy. Some of you men out there are probably climaxing as I'm talking about this. She went on to tell me about the men and their feats like being able to pick up a bucket of water with their penis or some other ungodly shit that would make most of you men squirm just about now.
And the transgender folks. Jess said she felt ashamed to be a female and not take as much care in herself as those transgender guys. Some of them are so gorgeous that it would put those of us with natural female biological parts to shame. In Chinese these people are called "yun yiu" -- these guys go through hormone treatments, operations, even get their adam's apple removed (ouch) so that they can be as female as can be. Of course most of them that go through this process are also prostitutes. Most American men who patron them don't even know they are men until they start talking. And don't get me started on the AIDS epidemic in Thailand. Anyone who signs up to go on these sex travel packages is utterly insane. Why don't I just hand you a gun and play russian roulette?