ten things you may not know about moi
1. When I was young, I used to trap my buddies in my room and act out an entire episode or whatever show I'd seen that day, word for word until they begged me to let them go home.
2. I sat on a cactus when I was little and my mother spent an entire afternoon pulling cactus needles out of my ass.
3. I use to be engaged.
4. In high school I stole the driver's ed car for a joy ride. I was a real rebel.
5. I left home when I was 18.
6. I dislike cleaning out the fridge and I hate taking out the trash.
7. A Jamican woman once died in my arms and then was resuscitated back to life.
8. I hate my buttocks.
9. I wrote a novel when I was eight and it was titled "My First Novel". It was a mystery and it was very 'Nancy Drew' like.
10. I can fake orgasms better than I can fake happiness.
2. I sat on a cactus when I was little and my mother spent an entire afternoon pulling cactus needles out of my ass.
3. I use to be engaged.
4. In high school I stole the driver's ed car for a joy ride. I was a real rebel.
5. I left home when I was 18.
6. I dislike cleaning out the fridge and I hate taking out the trash.
7. A Jamican woman once died in my arms and then was resuscitated back to life.
8. I hate my buttocks.
9. I wrote a novel when I was eight and it was titled "My First Novel". It was a mystery and it was very 'Nancy Drew' like.
10. I can fake orgasms better than I can fake happiness.