On finding creative ways to injure oneself in the kitchen
1. Use an eight inch sushi knife to remove a quarter inch of apparently excess fingernail while chopping onions for an omelette.
2. Using same knife, pry a recalcitrant cube of frozen parrot food bean mix from a $1 ice cube tray that was overpriced. Apply sufficient leverage to snap said bean cube five feet in the air where it will ricochet off the ceiling at adequate velocity to leave a 2" scratch on your tricep.
Stay tuned later this afternoon to see what I can manage with a crochet hook, a hazelnut latte, and 8 ounces of gruyere.
2. Using same knife, pry a recalcitrant cube of frozen parrot food bean mix from a $1 ice cube tray that was overpriced. Apply sufficient leverage to snap said bean cube five feet in the air where it will ricochet off the ceiling at adequate velocity to leave a 2" scratch on your tricep.
Stay tuned later this afternoon to see what I can manage with a crochet hook, a hazelnut latte, and 8 ounces of gruyere.