Jun 29, 2006 17:02
I have officially given up.
School, Home, all those other things I do, I may not do them because it's not working for me.
I have a fucked kidney, I tore a ligament in my arm, pulled a muscle in my leg, sprained my toe and I've been sick for days. To make things worse, mum thinks I'm sleeping around, although I'm a virgin. I asked her if I could go on the pill then and this is how the conversation went;
MUM: I went to see Mrs. Kay today and she says there's a boy hanging around for you and he really likes you. Are you sleeping with him?
ME: NO!!! But can I go on the pill.
MUM: No, its bad for you, just use protection.
HONEY: Is it bad for you? I got told by my docter it can help with cancer.
MUM: It helps with some cancers but it can give you brest cancer.
HONEY: SHIT!!! But I'm on the pill.
MUM: No, it's ok to be on the pill you just have to be careful.
ME: Mum, please, I'm scared that protection isn't enough.
MUM: Well don't sleep with people then and there's no risk.
ME: Haha, very funny.
MUM: Well like I said, just use protection.
HONEY: hahaha, this is funny.
ME: No its not.
MUM: Zeo, you'll live.
So there you have it. Later after that this is what happened.
ME: Mum, can Jamie stay over some time.
MUM: Only if you don't sleep in the same bed.
ME: Mum I "never do"!!!
MUM: Sure.
ME: "It's true"
MUM: ONLY IF YOU DON'T SLEEP IN THE SAME BED!!!
ME: OK!!!
MUM Then maybe. If he byes me a birthday present.
ME: I'll talk to him.
MUM: Good : )
Well anyway, turns out mum suspects something and its actually funny. I have never been grounded so many times for nothing in my life.
Anyway I have to try and do my homewok left handed, wish me luck!!!!
ME xoxoxo
help me convince her out of this?