Socially-retarded f!Tabris / Zev fic, Immovable Object.

[aroihkin]

Immovable Object update: part five.

Observe Zevran Arainai, the mighty invader of personal space... and tents! Watch as he climbs fearlessly over the Warden during a Warden-nightmare, and yet lives to tell the tale!

I fail so hard at summaries. :D;;

Also, lookie! It's an Alley, in Dragon Age! FINALLY, THAT NOSE HAS MADE IT INTO A VISUAL FORMAT

Comments

[aroihkin]

The wedding dress was hilarious, and she kinda looks like a goblin with those ears when she's in normal clothing. XD The bulkier the armor, the more respectable she looks though. I can't wait to finally get her into the Legion of the Dead plate, and I'm seriously thinking of doing Orzammar first in my playthrough to get it. THIS MAY END LOLARIOUSLY.

Hm, I was aiming for ugly, though not OMG UGLY AAAH. Granted, when you're used to seeing chicks like every NPC in DA (other than Flemmeth), I think Alley could be considered fairly ugly or at least jarring. Part of Zev's perspective on it may have had to do with getting beaten into the dirt when he first saw her, too. XD And not wanting to piss her off by calling her pretty when she really isn't, and has to know it.

Someone on ffnet just pointed out: "Thing is, I don't think
Zevran ultimately cares what the warden looks like, though people normally do
make their characters ultra pretty in game." which is actually kind of the point. I dunno, but the guy will fall just as hard for a male dwarf with a big scraggly beard and a nose the size of a potato as he will for a smooth and petite little elf. Doesn't mean Alley knows that! :D

It's up to you where to comment, though I can't reply much on ffnet. Generally ffnet reviews make the story look more-read and attract more new readers, but that doesn't seem to be an issue in this fandom. So I'm down with either. :)