OMG you guys, so. For those of you who read bad erotica for laughs and cautionary examples there is stuff like this:
http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/431967.html?style=mine ...which in this case included the phrase assassin of love.
I know you know where I went, right?
(...No, it WASN'T a DA:O fic! Can you believe it?)
ETA: I failed to remark that it's a joiny-only type comm, so hang on there a sec...."Life in the world of Women" by Maxim Jaworski is the quoted work, and the relevant passage is: I dug my cock ever deeper into her, feeling like an assassin of love, spearing her insides, reaching almost her heart with the engorged circumcised tip of my ugly purplish cock