Hello, toilet.
http://www.yankodesign.com/2007/01/25/love-seat-toilet-by-amigo-zhou/ No, seriously. Seriously. Is there really someone out there sitting on the crapper, thinking, "Boy, you know what would make this even better is if I could share this with my special someone?" Is there?!
Sacre bleu!!!!! And merde. AHAHAHAHAHAHA, get it?
I think I should go to sleep now, though.