The Dark Lord can ruin your whole afternoon...

[zeus969]

So I was in the bowels of the law library retrieving an article Sara needed for work and I put my laptop down on one of the desks that I'm sure never gets any use. On it, someone had written, "If UNC is like Hogwarts, then I'm Tom Riddle." So I'm a little concerned that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named could be running around here somewhere. If he manages

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[fizzingkneazle]

Holy crap! What if that desk is the horcrux?!?!?!?!

[fizzingkneazle]

Mike is now going to have to riske life and limb in order to destroy it. It is his duty as UNC's Harry Potter.

[zeus969]

If I am the UNC's Harry Potter, do I have to become all whiny and angsty?

[fizzingkneazle]

Yeah, but only for about eight hundred and some pages. After that you can get happy again. But not too happy. After all, X does kill X on pg 606.

[zeus969]

I am going to make sure I don't go after any horcruxes with the dean of the law school, just in case.

[fizzingkneazle]

Good plan. And if you do go after any, make sure you wear gloves. You'll need to protect your hands.

[zeus969]

Does it matter that I really hate inferi?

[fizzingkneazle]

That might be a fear you'll need to conquer in the near future.

[zeus969]

But then I might have to miss quidditch practice!

[fizzingkneazle]

And that would be bad because we all know how much the girls all love Quidditch now that you're team captain . . .

[zeus969]

Being captain is not as fun as it sounds. I hate dealing with McLaggen, who is clearly an inferior keeper.

[fizzingkneazle]

Would you like me to come and confund him? It would give you and excuse to kick him off the team.

[zeus969]

I would truly appreciate that. And then, if you get bored, you can take him places and use him to make Ron Ron jealous.

[fizzingkneazle]

Maybe I could take him to the Yule Ball. I hear Ron Ron gets pretty sensitive about that subject.

[zeus969]

But then, before you know, he'll be accusing you of fraternizing with the enemy, and everything will get very ugly.