Apr 16, 2010 01:16
[Is Sho grinning like a madman the first thing one wants to see when the video clicks on? Probably not, but here he is.]
GIVEN:
1) Shibuya - Sho Minamimoto = garbage.
2) The existence of +1 new coordinate plane.
PROVE: Sho Minamimoto + any given plane = unstoppably perfect.
Failure to complete the proof will result in you radians becoming the newest additions to my next sculpture! CRUNCH.
[The last word comes with Sho very nearly hitting the Dreamberry, but stopping inches before it. Enjoy his fist taking up the entire screen for a moment, before the grin comes back.]
All 000s: stay out of my way. But first, I require data re: this city's function. Get to it!
[He leans away from the Dreamberry, looking around and scrutinizing his surroundings.]
I hope this place isn't full of digits as disappointing as Shibuya's sorry set. [A look at the camera again, another grin.] Try to impress me!
[Aaaand cut.]
sho is a dick,
~video,
harassing the public