Some More Unsents
Most of them are about ready to be sent, too.
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Dear Neuros-
You have the best MP3 player on the market. That is, if one can obtain a working model. It's obvious from the forum that a decent percentage of your products freeze up within' the first week. This wouldn't be as annoying if your customer service weren't a bunch of fucking retarded liars who have no problem lying and then ignoring me. I know it's fun to think that they're great and some people just "fall through the cracks" but when I sent several e-mails and leave phone messages I find it very hard to believe I'm not just flat out being ignored.
You told me that my new unit would ship as soon as my old one was in transit. That didn't happen. Now I'm sitting here waiting for a new player and being totally ignored. THIS IS EXACTLT WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE YOU A WEEK TO SHIP ME A NEW PLAYER?!?!? I'm trying to like you but you're making it very hard. Get your fucking act together before I just ask for a refund and a buy a different player that isn't run by fucktards!
-Mr. "Fell Through The Cracks"
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Dear eBay Seller-
I about creamed myself when I saw an official Undressed backpack listed that was only given out to the cast and crew. It was even more exciting when I won said item for only $12.50. However, this is your first auction and you have no rating. I won the auction on Sunday and have e-mailed you twice since asking you how much shipping from Canada is. You have not responded. I'm sure you thought you'd get more than $12.50 and since this is your first auction you're probably just going to ignore me.
How about you just fucking reply so I can get the backpack I won. Very few people care about Undressed and fewer people still check eBay for Undressed items on a regular basis. I do, and there's nothing there except for promotional photos so there's no reason for anyone to keep checking. I have been for several years and finally found something really awesome. And now you're ignoring me.
I want my backpack you stupid hoebag and I will be receiving it. You just reply and let's get this over with.
-The Winning Bidder
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Dear Video Engineering Teacher-
I know that I've slacked off at the beginning of class but after I saw I had a D at midterm I've been studying like a bitch. You told me today that I had an 80, which is a C as you use a very stupid 7-point grading system. After you explained that Jamie rose her grade % by 12 in two weeks and that this one kid who had an A in the class dropped it down to a C by failing the final, I ask you if I could still easily get a B in the class. You told me that it's highly unlikely.
Will you please make some fucking sense?! If one person can raise their percentage by 12% in two weeks and you just said the final can affect your grade by two full letter grades, how the fuck is it that it "isn't likely" that I can riase mine by 6% in the next 4 weeks? Retarded.. Jesus fucking christ...
-6% Lower Than He'd Like
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Dear Myself-
You know you have a treatment due tomorrow as well as an outline for your speech. Not to mention actually going over your speech for tomorrow. I know you only meant to sleep for an hour and not for 5 hours but you really should've gotten up when the alarm went off. Now you're going to be up and fuck up your whole sleep schedule which won't work now as you're employed. Also, why are you writing on OD when you have all this shit to do? Fagtard...
-Your Better Half
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Yeah, today's been frustrating...
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Dear Neuros-
You have the best MP3 player on the market. That is, if one can obtain a working model. It's obvious from the forum that a decent percentage of your products freeze up within' the first week. This wouldn't be as annoying if your customer service weren't a bunch of fucking retarded liars who have no problem lying and then ignoring me. I know it's fun to think that they're great and some people just "fall through the cracks" but when I sent several e-mails and leave phone messages I find it very hard to believe I'm not just flat out being ignored.
You told me that my new unit would ship as soon as my old one was in transit. That didn't happen. Now I'm sitting here waiting for a new player and being totally ignored. THIS IS EXACTLT WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE YOU A WEEK TO SHIP ME A NEW PLAYER?!?!? I'm trying to like you but you're making it very hard. Get your fucking act together before I just ask for a refund and a buy a different player that isn't run by fucktards!
-Mr. "Fell Through The Cracks"
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Dear eBay Seller-
I about creamed myself when I saw an official Undressed backpack listed that was only given out to the cast and crew. It was even more exciting when I won said item for only $12.50. However, this is your first auction and you have no rating. I won the auction on Sunday and have e-mailed you twice since asking you how much shipping from Canada is. You have not responded. I'm sure you thought you'd get more than $12.50 and since this is your first auction you're probably just going to ignore me.
How about you just fucking reply so I can get the backpack I won. Very few people care about Undressed and fewer people still check eBay for Undressed items on a regular basis. I do, and there's nothing there except for promotional photos so there's no reason for anyone to keep checking. I have been for several years and finally found something really awesome. And now you're ignoring me.
I want my backpack you stupid hoebag and I will be receiving it. You just reply and let's get this over with.
-The Winning Bidder
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Dear Video Engineering Teacher-
I know that I've slacked off at the beginning of class but after I saw I had a D at midterm I've been studying like a bitch. You told me today that I had an 80, which is a C as you use a very stupid 7-point grading system. After you explained that Jamie rose her grade % by 12 in two weeks and that this one kid who had an A in the class dropped it down to a C by failing the final, I ask you if I could still easily get a B in the class. You told me that it's highly unlikely.
Will you please make some fucking sense?! If one person can raise their percentage by 12% in two weeks and you just said the final can affect your grade by two full letter grades, how the fuck is it that it "isn't likely" that I can riase mine by 6% in the next 4 weeks? Retarded.. Jesus fucking christ...
-6% Lower Than He'd Like
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Dear Myself-
You know you have a treatment due tomorrow as well as an outline for your speech. Not to mention actually going over your speech for tomorrow. I know you only meant to sleep for an hour and not for 5 hours but you really should've gotten up when the alarm went off. Now you're going to be up and fuck up your whole sleep schedule which won't work now as you're employed. Also, why are you writing on OD when you have all this shit to do? Fagtard...
-Your Better Half
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Yeah, today's been frustrating...