Toothbrush
Do you ever look up popular terminology of the hip hop argot at UrbanDictionary solely to laugh at the fabricated definitions? If not, you should.
Take, for example, "Superman." Given that the word was popularized nearly two years ago, I'm sure everybody is more than familiar with the intended definition. (At least, I know Jarred's mom is because, as you'll recall, I explained it to her over dinner sometime last year)
Here's the #1 definition on UrbanDictionary:
Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
Right? Everybody knows that. It's pretty stale, not to mention, there's a blatant typo in the very first word. I think you'll find these to be more satisfactory:
A Superman is when you take a crap so huge that it makes two turns in the bowl forming an S shape. This is very similar to a "Crowd Pleaser" shit because you want to show somebody your accomplishment.
"Hey Uncle Jed, lookie here, I just laid a perfect Superman."What an accomplishment!
When a guy is peeing in the bathroom and doesn't close the door the whole way, and a drunken girl purposely falls into the door to open it and reveal him urinating. The guy then looks over his shoulder with a creepy clownish grin.
Joe walked into the bathroom not knowing that Ally would purposely superman the door to catch a glimpseApparently the grin is key
just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.
thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.HAHAHA, this one shouldn't be funny, but...
To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.
Billy Bob: How ya doin
Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)
Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman
Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.
Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)
Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)
Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt... I can only imagine what was going through the author's mind
When a male with an erection runs and jumps on a girl and tries to aim for her hole.
"Dude, I totally missed Jude's hole last night when I tried to superman her."Yeah, that sounds like a good idea
Sexual act where you ejaculate on your partner, wrap them in a red blanket, and throw them out the window.
The planet was dying, so in a last desperate act I supermaned her to give her a chance at a new life.Oh, that was nice of you
And finally, my all-time favorite:
When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release
I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.get this def on a mug
And there are still many that are far worse than these.
But it makes me wonder: Just how badass would it be to rap about trying to piss in the morning? Think about it.
Take, for example, "Superman." Given that the word was popularized nearly two years ago, I'm sure everybody is more than familiar with the intended definition. (At least, I know Jarred's mom is because, as you'll recall, I explained it to her over dinner sometime last year)
Here's the #1 definition on UrbanDictionary:
Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
Right? Everybody knows that. It's pretty stale, not to mention, there's a blatant typo in the very first word. I think you'll find these to be more satisfactory:
A Superman is when you take a crap so huge that it makes two turns in the bowl forming an S shape. This is very similar to a "Crowd Pleaser" shit because you want to show somebody your accomplishment.
"Hey Uncle Jed, lookie here, I just laid a perfect Superman."What an accomplishment!
When a guy is peeing in the bathroom and doesn't close the door the whole way, and a drunken girl purposely falls into the door to open it and reveal him urinating. The guy then looks over his shoulder with a creepy clownish grin.
Joe walked into the bathroom not knowing that Ally would purposely superman the door to catch a glimpseApparently the grin is key
just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.
thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.HAHAHA, this one shouldn't be funny, but...
To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.
Billy Bob: How ya doin
Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)
Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman
Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.
Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)
Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)
Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt... I can only imagine what was going through the author's mind
When a male with an erection runs and jumps on a girl and tries to aim for her hole.
"Dude, I totally missed Jude's hole last night when I tried to superman her."Yeah, that sounds like a good idea
Sexual act where you ejaculate on your partner, wrap them in a red blanket, and throw them out the window.
The planet was dying, so in a last desperate act I supermaned her to give her a chance at a new life.Oh, that was nice of you
And finally, my all-time favorite:
When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release
I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.get this def on a mug
And there are still many that are far worse than these.
But it makes me wonder: Just how badass would it be to rap about trying to piss in the morning? Think about it.