Sir, you have offended my honor!
Flint Dille is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore. When faced with local busybody and failed politico Michael Dukakis's harebrained scheme to ban driveway apron parking, the writer, best known for his work on various 80s cartoons, challenged him to a duel. Dukakis declined. The man has no honor or fighting spirit! What a weekend warrior.
Imagine the opportunities lost because the linked blogger didn't do even the briefest googling of this highly distinctive name. "Even an Inhumanoid wouldn't take away our apron parking! You want me to send over Optimus Prime to straighten you out, buddy? Or Bigfoot to roll through your flowerbeds? Why, Cobra Commander himself couldn't be any more of a snake."
Imagine the opportunities lost because the linked blogger didn't do even the briefest googling of this highly distinctive name. "Even an Inhumanoid wouldn't take away our apron parking! You want me to send over Optimus Prime to straighten you out, buddy? Or Bigfoot to roll through your flowerbeds? Why, Cobra Commander himself couldn't be any more of a snake."