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Aug 25, 2009 00:49

How, exactly, am I suppose to compile informstion on our man if there is so little information in regards to him ( Read more... )

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pattan August 25 2009, 05:19:21 UTC

E-Eh?

M-Me?

zestyziska August 25 2009, 05:27:42 UTC

I was instructed, by Miles, to talk to you, should I need any more information.

pattan August 25 2009, 05:29:42 UTC

On...Katsura-san...?

zestyziska August 25 2009, 05:31:18 UTC

Yes.

Is something wrong? Or are you always so incredibly nervous around people.

pattan August 25 2009, 05:32:10 UTC

I'm not nervous this was just...sudden.

What do you need?

zestyziska August 25 2009, 05:39:21 UTC

I apologize then.

Miles left me with little information of this man. I have but a list of crimes that you want to convict him with, but no decisive evidence.
.. charges of terrorism, impersonation, incompetent impersonation, defamation of character, and noise pollution ..

I will not be able to find this man guilty of any of these crimes if we do no have definitive proof. Is there anyone that has witnessed him committing any of these felonies?

pattan August 25 2009, 05:53:21 UTC

..Anyone in Edo.

You can see it all for yourself, just watch clips of our show.

zestyziska August 25 2009, 05:58:10 UTC

I do not plan on appearing in court using a couple cartoon references as ammunition. But if that is all we have I suppose I am going to have to make due.

Verdammt.

pattan August 25 2009, 06:00:22 UTC

There's no better evidence. That is what he does. he's not acting for a children's show. He's not in a made-for-tv movie, despite the fact that he thinks he is sometimes. That is all ACTUAL EVIDENCE of what he does.

zestyziska August 25 2009, 06:04:34 UTC

If you say so. This sounds ridiculous. I suppose I will have to sift through the episodes of your show. I hope it isn't too long.
If you don't mind me asking, what exactly is the relationship between the two of you? Why does he pick on you so often?

pattan August 25 2009, 06:06:08 UTC

Because he's an asshole.

He's a childhood friend of my employer/mentor.

zestyziska August 25 2009, 06:10:39 UTC

I am sure that would explain a lot of it.
I'm surprised that you hadn't tried to do something sooner. Well, in any case, I will do what I can to put this, .. asshole, as you so blatantly put it, behind bars.

pattan August 25 2009, 06:14:03 UTC

...R-Right. That works.

zestyziska August 25 2009, 06:16:17 UTC

Is there something more you want to hear ..?
Perhaps the certainty of the death penalty?

pattan August 25 2009, 06:18:28 UTC

NO! NO THAT'S FINE!!

zestyziska August 25 2009, 06:22:56 UTC

I am speaking in regard to him. Not you.
Try to stay calm, Shinpachi-san.

So all you ask for is jail time?

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