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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I broke powerlord's X-Box (-12 points). In October I helped doctorzaius across the street (6 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (682 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
zersli
All right! Asscrackistan here I come!