Time to memorize some cadences...
Until I learned I would have to call cadence occasionally during OCS, I never realized calling cadence could be funny as hell fun (and most importantly, motivating). Heh, makes me want to reconsider enlisting as an NCO just so I can spout out the vulgar cadences during PT for shits and giggles. (Pulling off Bill Murray's character in Stripes, hah!)
Anyway, just posting some for my own benefit. Pitch in if you got any; the more obscene or obscure (or both), the better.
Me and Superman
Me and Superman got in a fight,
I hit him with some kryptonite,
I hit him so hard, I smashed his brain,
Now I'm tapping that Lois Lane!
Me and Batman got in a fight,
I hit him with all of my might,
I hit him so hard, he lost the deal,
Now I'm cruising in that Batmobile!
Me and Aquaman got in a fight,
I hit him with all of my might,
I hit him so hard, he couldn't breathe,
Now they call me the king of the sea.
Me and Wonder Woman got in a fight,
I hit her with all of my might,
I hit her so hard, she lost the bet,
Now I'm flying that invisible jet.
I Don't Know (Comic book version)
Superman was flyin’ real high,
(I didn’t know)
Flyin’ through that Metropolis sky,
(I didn’t know)
Lex Luthor was committin’ a crime
(I didn’t know)
Now Superman’s got him doin hard time,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
Batman was chillin’ all night,
(I didn’t know)
‘Till Mr. Freeze had to pick a fight,
(I didn’t know)
The Batmobile was there in a flash,
(I didn’t know)
Now Mr. Freeze is out on his… yeah,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
Spiderman and old Aunt May,
(I didn’t know)
Were walkin’ through the mall one day,
(I didn’t know)
Spidey felt his spider sense,
(I didn’t know)
Then Venom crashed down on their heads,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
Spidey had to act there and then,
(I didn’t know)
Or Aunt May would join Uncle Ben,
(I didn’t know)
Spidey kicked Venom in the jaw,
(I didn’t know)
Now Venom eats his food through a straw,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
In brightest day, in darkest night,
(I didn’t know)
No evil shall escape my sight,
(I didn’t know)
Let those who worship evil’s might,
(I didn’t know)
Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
These Boots
These boots were made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
If all you're doing is markin' time
They'll walk all over you
These guns were made for shootin'
And that's just what they'll do
And if we get a mission
We'll drill a hole in you
This Army's trained for fightin'
And that's just what we'll do
If you pick a fight with us
We'll walk all over you
McDonald's
I went to McDonalds
To get a big Mac
That's when the psycho
started his attack
(chorus)
McDooooooonalds
Masacrrrrrrrrrre
I went to the counter
To get an apple pie
That's when the psycho
Let his bullets fly
(chorus)
And ole' Ronald McDonald
Was countin' the wounded and dead
That's when the psycho
Shot 'em in the head
(chorus)
The moral of the story
When you wanna bite to eat
Drive straight past McDonalds
And stop at Burger King
(chorus)
Anyway, just posting some for my own benefit. Pitch in if you got any; the more obscene or obscure (or both), the better.
Me and Superman
Me and Superman got in a fight,
I hit him with some kryptonite,
I hit him so hard, I smashed his brain,
Now I'm tapping that Lois Lane!
Me and Batman got in a fight,
I hit him with all of my might,
I hit him so hard, he lost the deal,
Now I'm cruising in that Batmobile!
Me and Aquaman got in a fight,
I hit him with all of my might,
I hit him so hard, he couldn't breathe,
Now they call me the king of the sea.
Me and Wonder Woman got in a fight,
I hit her with all of my might,
I hit her so hard, she lost the bet,
Now I'm flying that invisible jet.
I Don't Know (Comic book version)
Superman was flyin’ real high,
(I didn’t know)
Flyin’ through that Metropolis sky,
(I didn’t know)
Lex Luthor was committin’ a crime
(I didn’t know)
Now Superman’s got him doin hard time,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
Batman was chillin’ all night,
(I didn’t know)
‘Till Mr. Freeze had to pick a fight,
(I didn’t know)
The Batmobile was there in a flash,
(I didn’t know)
Now Mr. Freeze is out on his… yeah,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
Spiderman and old Aunt May,
(I didn’t know)
Were walkin’ through the mall one day,
(I didn’t know)
Spidey felt his spider sense,
(I didn’t know)
Then Venom crashed down on their heads,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
Spidey had to act there and then,
(I didn’t know)
Or Aunt May would join Uncle Ben,
(I didn’t know)
Spidey kicked Venom in the jaw,
(I didn’t know)
Now Venom eats his food through a straw,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
In brightest day, in darkest night,
(I didn’t know)
No evil shall escape my sight,
(I didn’t know)
Let those who worship evil’s might,
(I didn’t know)
Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light,
(I didn’t knoooooow, I didn’t know, I didn’t know)
These Boots
These boots were made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
If all you're doing is markin' time
They'll walk all over you
These guns were made for shootin'
And that's just what they'll do
And if we get a mission
We'll drill a hole in you
This Army's trained for fightin'
And that's just what we'll do
If you pick a fight with us
We'll walk all over you
McDonald's
I went to McDonalds
To get a big Mac
That's when the psycho
started his attack
(chorus)
McDooooooonalds
Masacrrrrrrrrrre
I went to the counter
To get an apple pie
That's when the psycho
Let his bullets fly
(chorus)
And ole' Ronald McDonald
Was countin' the wounded and dead
That's when the psycho
Shot 'em in the head
(chorus)
The moral of the story
When you wanna bite to eat
Drive straight past McDonalds
And stop at Burger King
(chorus)