We interrupt my incessant blathering about how great Drew is to bring you a special bulletin abotu how evil Drew is.
Drew:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3052074,00.htmlMe: You gotta love the things they say about us.
Drew: Hehe.
Me: Yeah, I ran across several similar articles the other night while I was working on Kyriel. And then there was the fringe group who were so sure that Pokémon was tool of the devil to turn your eyes from God, as opposed to a brilliant money-making scheme by the Japanese. Fun times.
Drew: Satanzard, I choose you!
Me: You get a biscuit. And props from my brother.
Drew: Sweet.
Me: Damn straight it is. I don't think I've ever gotten "props" from anyone, much less my brother. And those biscuits are pretty damn tasty.
Drew: I agree. Mm, biscuits.
Drew: Tastes like mother cooking.
Drew: (No typo.)
Me: Drew, you are quite possibly the most horrible person I continue to talk to. What's the quote that Dan uses as an away message sometimes?
Me: "I like it when girls laugh when I hit them" or some such. that should go on my blog. "And now, a break from me talking about how great Drew is to bring you a late-breaking report about how evil he actually is."
Drew: Rofl.
Drew: Sure thing!
Drew: And yes, that's the line.
Me: Was I there for that? Because I've been trying to put it in context and failing miserably.
Drew: I said it to you!
Drew: During our magical game of Magic.
Me: Oh yes!
Me: DAMN IT, why does DAN get that for his away message?
Me: I want it! It's mine!
Drew: You can have it, too.
Drew: There's plenty of my brain to go around.
Me: I'm bad at sharing. Especially for a communist.
Drew: Lol.
In the past, we've also made jokes about Nazi pornography and many other completely insensitive things. Drew is actually an evil, evil man. I really would hate him if he weren't so charming with his evilness.