Ctrl + S Me In Your Heart Disk (baekhyun/chanyeol): special chapter
Title: Ctrl + S Me In Your Heart Disk
Rating: PG
Length: prologue + two parts
Genre: romance, highschool!au
Pairing(s): baekhyun/chanyeol
Summary: internet addicted chanyeol is assigned a partner in lab and they explore the human reproductive system
Disclaimer: all mentioned usernames are purely coincidental
Warning: vulgarities and sexual innuendos
A/N: unubeta-ed. this takes place between part one and two so it'll be great if you can read those first before reading this! also this has no proper caps and everything i apologise. merry christmas everyone!!!
prologue
part one
part two
special chapter: biology gets hardcore
"alright, today we'll be focusing on chapter seven. you should have reviewed the lesson over the weekend, so i don't want to hear any complaints." mr lee is droning again and park chanyeol is nodding off again. "i'll be handing out this diagram and you just fill it out with your partner."
the class murmurs something that sounds somewhat similiar to reluctant agreement while mr lee distributes the diagrams. when he reaches their seat, baekhyun asks, "why aren't we doing any experiments for this chapter?"
chanyeol curses because dammit he really hates experiments. mr lee replies, "there won't be any experiments for this chapter, since there actually isn't much to experiment on."
bless your soul, mr lee!
the teacher walks away and baekhyun and chanyeol stare at the diagram in front of them.
"what the fuck is this," chanyeol finally breaks the silence as his eyebrows furrow (cutely) in confusion.
" the human reproductive system?" baekhyun is extremely (un)helpful.
"did we even study this?"
"yeah, like, last wednesday and friday."
"damn," chanyeol swears a long string of curses under his breath. "should've stayed awake in class more often." biology on wednesdays and fridays were always the period after lunch, when chanyeol feels most sleepy after eating.
baekhyun rolls his eyes. "no one actually asked you to stay up late at night just to reblog bbyeon's voice in different pitches." insert chanyeol's protests of you don't understand! "anyway, let's get started."
they both stare at the female reproductive system for awhile.
"do you," chanyeol starts. "do you want to do the male system first?"
"yeah i think that would be much easier."
they flip the sheet around and grab their pencils. baekhyun starts scribbling. "so... this is the-"
"- penis."
"good job!" baekhyun claps sarcastically. "if you didn't know what that was i'd be wondering if you're actually a girl."
"goddammit just fill the blanks up. these ones are the testicles." chanyeol huffs.
"alright," baekhyun scribbles a few more parts in. "do you the functions of these parts?"
"no?"
"are you sure you're a guy," baekhyun huffs and completes the worksheet by himself, graphite tip of mechanical pencil scratching against papery surface.
"i can prove it to you." chanyeol wriggles his eyebrows and pretends to unzip his pants.
"FUCKING HELL PARK CHANYEOL YOU KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS," baekhyun yells a little too loud by accident.
their classmates give them weird looks and chanyeol sees zitao and sehun in the front row snickering to themselves like the little shits that they are.
"is there a problem, mr byun and mr park?" mr lee looks up from his paperwork (what does he even do with that pile of paper anyway?) and raises a bushy eyebrow at them, arms crossed.
"no, none at all," baekhyun mumbles and sheepishly observes the smooth table top.
"i'd like to see the both of you working then, instead of discussing mr park's reproductive organs."
the tips of chanyeol's large ears go completely red. "yes, yeah, okay mr lee."
the class goes back to the soft buzzing of voices and an awkward silence befalls the table at the back for the first time in a long time. chanyeol plays with his fingers while baekhyun continues filling up the diagram.
"so... do you still want me to prove it to you?" chanyeol attempts to break the silence and curses himself because as awkward as he is, he's never felt this awkward before.
"i swear you suck at social interaction with people," baekhyun laughs and finishes the male reproductive system diagram. chanyeol thinks he could get addicted to that laugh.
the sheet of paper is flipped over and baekhyun starts complaining. "why are there so many parts for females?!"
"i have an older sister," chanyeol says and slides the paper towards himself. "she taught me a few non-scientific girl things."
he starts writing in his neatest handwriting possible and slides the paper back in between them with a triumphant grin.
baekhyun narrows his eyes. "all you wrote was vagina and uterus."
"i don't know, i'm not a girl. my sister just tends to complain that her uterus is getting ripped apart or her vagina is bleeding every month. so."
"i thought you'd understand the female system since, you know, you're a hormonal teenage boy."
"if i knew so much you'd call me a girl." chanyeol smacks baekhyun's head. "besides, aren't you a hormonal teenage boy too?"
baekhyun rests his chin on his palm, elbow pressing against hard table. "i don't... like girls," he says simply. baekhyun has, by now, figured out that chanyeol basically hangs out with people as straight as a curved ruler, because honestly who wouldn't notice zitao and sehun? (not that jongin isn't obvious.)
chanyeol's widen. "holy shit, all my friends are gay."
"are you not one yourself?"
"i would prefer to think of myself as bisexual, i'm open to various ideas and different options."
baekhyun snorts.
Rating: PG
Length: prologue + two parts
Genre: romance, highschool!au
Pairing(s): baekhyun/chanyeol
Summary: internet addicted chanyeol is assigned a partner in lab and they explore the human reproductive system
Disclaimer: all mentioned usernames are purely coincidental
Warning: vulgarities and sexual innuendos
A/N: unubeta-ed. this takes place between part one and two so it'll be great if you can read those first before reading this! also this has no proper caps and everything i apologise. merry christmas everyone!!!
prologue
part one
part two
special chapter: biology gets hardcore
"alright, today we'll be focusing on chapter seven. you should have reviewed the lesson over the weekend, so i don't want to hear any complaints." mr lee is droning again and park chanyeol is nodding off again. "i'll be handing out this diagram and you just fill it out with your partner."
the class murmurs something that sounds somewhat similiar to reluctant agreement while mr lee distributes the diagrams. when he reaches their seat, baekhyun asks, "why aren't we doing any experiments for this chapter?"
chanyeol curses because dammit he really hates experiments. mr lee replies, "there won't be any experiments for this chapter, since there actually isn't much to experiment on."
bless your soul, mr lee!
the teacher walks away and baekhyun and chanyeol stare at the diagram in front of them.
"what the fuck is this," chanyeol finally breaks the silence as his eyebrows furrow (cutely) in confusion.
" the human reproductive system?" baekhyun is extremely (un)helpful.
"did we even study this?"
"yeah, like, last wednesday and friday."
"damn," chanyeol swears a long string of curses under his breath. "should've stayed awake in class more often." biology on wednesdays and fridays were always the period after lunch, when chanyeol feels most sleepy after eating.
baekhyun rolls his eyes. "no one actually asked you to stay up late at night just to reblog bbyeon's voice in different pitches." insert chanyeol's protests of you don't understand! "anyway, let's get started."
they both stare at the female reproductive system for awhile.
"do you," chanyeol starts. "do you want to do the male system first?"
"yeah i think that would be much easier."
they flip the sheet around and grab their pencils. baekhyun starts scribbling. "so... this is the-"
"- penis."
"good job!" baekhyun claps sarcastically. "if you didn't know what that was i'd be wondering if you're actually a girl."
"goddammit just fill the blanks up. these ones are the testicles." chanyeol huffs.
"alright," baekhyun scribbles a few more parts in. "do you the functions of these parts?"
"no?"
"are you sure you're a guy," baekhyun huffs and completes the worksheet by himself, graphite tip of mechanical pencil scratching against papery surface.
"i can prove it to you." chanyeol wriggles his eyebrows and pretends to unzip his pants.
"FUCKING HELL PARK CHANYEOL YOU KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS," baekhyun yells a little too loud by accident.
their classmates give them weird looks and chanyeol sees zitao and sehun in the front row snickering to themselves like the little shits that they are.
"is there a problem, mr byun and mr park?" mr lee looks up from his paperwork (what does he even do with that pile of paper anyway?) and raises a bushy eyebrow at them, arms crossed.
"no, none at all," baekhyun mumbles and sheepishly observes the smooth table top.
"i'd like to see the both of you working then, instead of discussing mr park's reproductive organs."
the tips of chanyeol's large ears go completely red. "yes, yeah, okay mr lee."
the class goes back to the soft buzzing of voices and an awkward silence befalls the table at the back for the first time in a long time. chanyeol plays with his fingers while baekhyun continues filling up the diagram.
"so... do you still want me to prove it to you?" chanyeol attempts to break the silence and curses himself because as awkward as he is, he's never felt this awkward before.
"i swear you suck at social interaction with people," baekhyun laughs and finishes the male reproductive system diagram. chanyeol thinks he could get addicted to that laugh.
the sheet of paper is flipped over and baekhyun starts complaining. "why are there so many parts for females?!"
"i have an older sister," chanyeol says and slides the paper towards himself. "she taught me a few non-scientific girl things."
he starts writing in his neatest handwriting possible and slides the paper back in between them with a triumphant grin.
baekhyun narrows his eyes. "all you wrote was vagina and uterus."
"i don't know, i'm not a girl. my sister just tends to complain that her uterus is getting ripped apart or her vagina is bleeding every month. so."
"i thought you'd understand the female system since, you know, you're a hormonal teenage boy."
"if i knew so much you'd call me a girl." chanyeol smacks baekhyun's head. "besides, aren't you a hormonal teenage boy too?"
baekhyun rests his chin on his palm, elbow pressing against hard table. "i don't... like girls," he says simply. baekhyun has, by now, figured out that chanyeol basically hangs out with people as straight as a curved ruler, because honestly who wouldn't notice zitao and sehun? (not that jongin isn't obvious.)
chanyeol's widen. "holy shit, all my friends are gay."
"are you not one yourself?"
"i would prefer to think of myself as bisexual, i'm open to various ideas and different options."
baekhyun snorts.