[Application C6-508: General Fornication]
Okay, so to explain this whole Kyle thing so it's clear to all. There was some initial contempt for the boy, some feeling of vulnerability (I told Gen to punch me should the need arise); basically, I got hit with the "end of relationship" ripple effect. It's all good now, though. I mean, it wasn't really too serious (*coughcoughTODDLERcoughcough*), and sure, I felt something for him. But hey, at least with this relationship I can look back and remember tons of happy times and very few bad ones, so it's hard to hate life over it. Actually, I've left the whole thing with some hope of finding something like it again. It's a nice feeling.
On a similar note, I'm feeling a little better in terms of being ill. I suppose it has something to do with the awesome homeopathic drugs I'm taking. w00t Zicam! ('cause we all know how long it takes me to recover from being sick... *coughcough* I cut my finger: I can't possibly go to class! *coughcough*)
Also, Family Guy Volume 4 rocks, and now I've gotta figure out who I'm sleeping with next. Maybe it'll be you!
Apply below!
Application C6-508: General Fornication
Name:
Birthdate:
Current residence:
Cell:
Sex: Male -or- Female?
What do you want to do with me in the sack? Describe our sex in a few sentences (if it's a drab description... eh, bottom of the list).
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me?
Are you one of my exes? (minus 10 points)
Are you actually taking this seriously? lmfao
No, really... fill this out if you wanna 1-800-SEX-ME-UP. It started as a joke, but now I want to be amused.
On a similar note, I'm feeling a little better in terms of being ill. I suppose it has something to do with the awesome homeopathic drugs I'm taking. w00t Zicam! ('cause we all know how long it takes me to recover from being sick... *coughcough* I cut my finger: I can't possibly go to class! *coughcough*)
Also, Family Guy Volume 4 rocks, and now I've gotta figure out who I'm sleeping with next. Maybe it'll be you!
Apply below!
Application C6-508: General Fornication
Name:
Birthdate:
Current residence:
Cell:
Sex: Male -or- Female?
What do you want to do with me in the sack? Describe our sex in a few sentences (if it's a drab description... eh, bottom of the list).
Why should I pick you to fornicate with me?
Are you one of my exes? (minus 10 points)
Are you actually taking this seriously? lmfao
No, really... fill this out if you wanna 1-800-SEX-ME-UP. It started as a joke, but now I want to be amused.