May 18, 2007 21:53
+fruit leather from Springfield tastes better than fruit leather from Centreville
+spring is supposed to be warm
+building friendships should take priority over the mundane tasks with which we fill our lives (so take time to call people and get together! the laundry can wait)
+sleep can be a wonderful thing
+the only excuse for running your car over a curb and into a tree while pulling into a parking space should be "the brakes went out"
+standardization should be banned
+kids grow up way too fast
+art is more important than southpark and toilet paper is best launched while attempting to settle a score
+people will believe anything if you say it like you know what you're talking about