bacon weekend
Twice I have been denied but Voodoo Doughnut finally had the bacon maple bar! Delicious! I also noticed the "Arnold Palmer" so I had to ask about it, and sure enough, it's the drink in doughnut form. Not bad.
While waiting in line for said donuts (I'm getting tired of spelling it the other way), an addled drug addict with face tattoos kept falling asleep while standing up on the sidewalk. A guy walked by him, clapped once really hard, and shouted "wake up!" Passing by us in line he added "this is why you don't do heroin, kids." I had to laugh.
The main reason for the Portland trip was to see our derby girls take on Portland's finest. Our B-team got raped thanks quite a bit to Smack ya Sideways' brutal D. She was hard not to like. When she is lead jammer she does, in fact, skate sideways.
The introduction for the Wheels of Justice, Portland's All-star team, was loud and spooky. They had very fancy uniforms without names on the back. While our girls did a standard warm up around the track, the Justice did fancy coordinating passing routines. I mean, this was some real Team Evil shit. Furthermore, there were 110 penalties in the first half and we spent most of the game down a gal or two. We started with the early lead and were only down a few at the half. Justice came back out big and was up 50 at one point. We fought back to get within 14 or so but just couldn't make up the gap. Sadness. hoboscratch was respectful in victory.
I set the high score on Donkey Kong at Ground Kontrol only to figure out that they turn the machines off every night :(
Bacon, basil, and brie on a waffle? Delectable!
After all of the crap I ate yesterday, I had Crispy French Toast (FT dipped in corn flakes!) and bacon at Mother's this morning I can't motivate myself to do anything now. I slept during half of the ride back. Bwwaaaa.
While waiting in line for said donuts (I'm getting tired of spelling it the other way), an addled drug addict with face tattoos kept falling asleep while standing up on the sidewalk. A guy walked by him, clapped once really hard, and shouted "wake up!" Passing by us in line he added "this is why you don't do heroin, kids." I had to laugh.
The main reason for the Portland trip was to see our derby girls take on Portland's finest. Our B-team got raped thanks quite a bit to Smack ya Sideways' brutal D. She was hard not to like. When she is lead jammer she does, in fact, skate sideways.
The introduction for the Wheels of Justice, Portland's All-star team, was loud and spooky. They had very fancy uniforms without names on the back. While our girls did a standard warm up around the track, the Justice did fancy coordinating passing routines. I mean, this was some real Team Evil shit. Furthermore, there were 110 penalties in the first half and we spent most of the game down a gal or two. We started with the early lead and were only down a few at the half. Justice came back out big and was up 50 at one point. We fought back to get within 14 or so but just couldn't make up the gap. Sadness. hoboscratch was respectful in victory.
I set the high score on Donkey Kong at Ground Kontrol only to figure out that they turn the machines off every night :(
Bacon, basil, and brie on a waffle? Delectable!
After all of the crap I ate yesterday, I had Crispy French Toast (FT dipped in corn flakes!) and bacon at Mother's this morning I can't motivate myself to do anything now. I slept during half of the ride back. Bwwaaaa.