Hey Ladies! (get funkay)
I'm sick and tired of those "real men would do this" posts.
NOTE: The original poster will probably read this, This is not directed specifically at you. I'm just done when the general letters of this nature. Nothing personal.
we'd let you guys know
we don't like it when you talk to our boobs and not our faces. Don't tell us we have nice tits because aren't all tits nice? Tell us how beautiful our faces look in the moonlight.
All faces look good in the moonlight and no not all tits are nice. In fact, neither are all faces.
And don't smack our butts.
Who gave you a ticket to ass the ass smack fest?
The guy at the door. He's the one who gives out the tickets
Men you suck at lying too. Just don't even bother trying to lie ok? Just buy us something cute so we don't kill you and tell the truth about the moronic thing you did wrong.
How about You just not be crazy so we don't have to worry about you killing us? If it's easier to lie to you that have you over react and unleash your wrath willy nilly. "Hell hath no fury..." Right, but sometimes you're just being crazy
And try to please your lady. I know you want pleasure but common the happier your lady is the happier you will be too.
Screw you. I am not your cruise director. We are supposed to be happy together but it's not my responsibility to MAKE you happy. if you're not happy discuss your problems or GTFO
Fellas pay your child support. Your kid won't pay for itself. He's a baby and can't work yet. Help him poop in a clean diaper.
This is an accurate concern. but before you slap it make sure you wrap it.
If your going to propose to a women and you don't have a lot of cash at least get a decent ring at the mall or something.
NOT WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should be glad someone loves you enough to pledge to spend the rest of their life with you. Stop being greedy and materialistic, and be thankful that someone could love someone who is so greedy and materialistic
But let me remind you. This is not about men but boys. Real men don't do this stuff.
In the immortal words of Janet (Miss Jackson if you're nasty) "What have you done for me lately?" You ladies sure like making demands and rules for men to follow. But when was the last time you told your man how beautiful HIS face looks in the moonlight? When did you last think about making HIM happy.
We may smack your ass but, although it's misguided and makes you feel demeaned, it's intended as a friendly sign of affection. When was the last time you made an inappropriate advance toward him because he fills you with desire?
We are not servants. Give and take. Don't assume we know how you feel. I'm not going off into those "Men and women are different comedic rants" You may love your man but when do you last show him? We DO have feelings. We like having nice things done for use too.
You spend all this time bitching about what YOU want, Make sure you've got your shit together before you tell me how messy my house is.
NOTE: The original poster will probably read this, This is not directed specifically at you. I'm just done when the general letters of this nature. Nothing personal.
we'd let you guys know
we don't like it when you talk to our boobs and not our faces. Don't tell us we have nice tits because aren't all tits nice? Tell us how beautiful our faces look in the moonlight.
All faces look good in the moonlight and no not all tits are nice. In fact, neither are all faces.
And don't smack our butts.
Who gave you a ticket to ass the ass smack fest?
The guy at the door. He's the one who gives out the tickets
Men you suck at lying too. Just don't even bother trying to lie ok? Just buy us something cute so we don't kill you and tell the truth about the moronic thing you did wrong.
How about You just not be crazy so we don't have to worry about you killing us? If it's easier to lie to you that have you over react and unleash your wrath willy nilly. "Hell hath no fury..." Right, but sometimes you're just being crazy
And try to please your lady. I know you want pleasure but common the happier your lady is the happier you will be too.
Screw you. I am not your cruise director. We are supposed to be happy together but it's not my responsibility to MAKE you happy. if you're not happy discuss your problems or GTFO
Fellas pay your child support. Your kid won't pay for itself. He's a baby and can't work yet. Help him poop in a clean diaper.
This is an accurate concern. but before you slap it make sure you wrap it.
If your going to propose to a women and you don't have a lot of cash at least get a decent ring at the mall or something.
NOT WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should be glad someone loves you enough to pledge to spend the rest of their life with you. Stop being greedy and materialistic, and be thankful that someone could love someone who is so greedy and materialistic
But let me remind you. This is not about men but boys. Real men don't do this stuff.
In the immortal words of Janet (Miss Jackson if you're nasty) "What have you done for me lately?" You ladies sure like making demands and rules for men to follow. But when was the last time you told your man how beautiful HIS face looks in the moonlight? When did you last think about making HIM happy.
We may smack your ass but, although it's misguided and makes you feel demeaned, it's intended as a friendly sign of affection. When was the last time you made an inappropriate advance toward him because he fills you with desire?
We are not servants. Give and take. Don't assume we know how you feel. I'm not going off into those "Men and women are different comedic rants" You may love your man but when do you last show him? We DO have feelings. We like having nice things done for use too.
You spend all this time bitching about what YOU want, Make sure you've got your shit together before you tell me how messy my house is.