Anyone know any lonely, rich women with a fetish for poor people?

[zerojapan]

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hmmmmm

[marielagrave]

i did know this one elderly dame who used to breeze about with a decided air of monied dissatisfaction and took a great interest in the surveying of my clearly secondhand clothing as i performed the menial duties of ringing through her highend crackers and expensive vitamins, but i'm afraid she may have long since found herself a more smudged and sallow cheek upon which to plant icy kisses. perhaps a jaunt amongst the latest wave of pseudomansions with a suggestively displayed frayed stocking and a rattling wagonfull of bottlecaps and barcheez?
in the meantime, i do have an appreciable amount of kale, and ample stores of free cicada husks...

Kale swatch.

[zerojapan]

That may have to do until i can find a job as a wintertime poolboy.

alas

[marielagrave]

to no avail did i fashion the leafygreen swimcap, as your admittedly discernible absence from the dancing prohibited expedient delivery of all such philanthropic aid to offseason scourings and strategum.

[zerojapan]

Alack, i fell asleep.

upon further reflection of chosen bedtimes and the exhausting consequences, i say

[marielagrave]

mmmmmmmm, sleeeeeeeep.