Falling near the big tree.

Aug 06, 2005 06:41


Who wants to go to New York with Rei & Paul next Friday?
We need to get there and need a couple more folks to split gas with.

Speaking of money and New York, go check out my new book:

'America's East Coast on $35' (Simon & Schuster)



Tips include:

-Why peanut butter has all the nutrients a body needs!

-Clever panhandling signs!

-How to cheat (and win!) in a fight with burly fishermen using only your bare hands and a gun!

-How to photoshop burly fishermen into a fake book cover posthumously!

-How to boil stolen lobsters using flowerpots stolen from the memorial wakes of dead fishermen!

-How to make clever wake/warf jokes!

-Top ten items to plant in your food to get a restaurant to pick up the check!

-How to forge a postcard!

-How to put whiskey in everything!

-History of Boston statehouses!

-Table of Contents (with forward by the author*)!

-Cobbling made E-Z!

-How to eat your hands:  My patented one-step process.

Enjoy!

-rei

*Said forward is solely for the Table of Contents.  The body of this book itself has no forward.

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