i'll kill you, then i'll punch you.
Ghostpuncher
- Three to four cubes* of ice.**
- 1 part vodka
- 1 part pomegranate green iced tea
- 2 parts lemonade***
Toss everything into a cocktail shaker and start thinking about Morgan Webb.
Pour the damn thing and drink the fuck up, drunky.
*CUBES, not parts.
**Maybe, it's up to your discretion whether or not you like warm booze. This isn't a blended drink, so the ice isn't necessary. i didn't have a blender when i made it, ok? It'd probably taste like shit blended anyway. Like when Starbucks blends their coffee and it just tastes like frozen pencil shavings and feet. Leave me alone.
***In lieu of the lemonade (if you're not trying to toss drink as fast as you can) you can squeeze a whole lemon (cut it first) into the Ghostpuncher. This actually tastes better, i don't know why i made it a footnote. Fuck.