Oh Crap!
So I found out that the "King Of Pop" Micheal Jackson died. Well fuck! This isn't going to be good for me. I'm a mean person alive or dead but he was one of those guys that I would use to insult everyone and everything. Now that he is dead, everyone gets really pissy when you insult him.
Point proven, and for the disclosure, this is me and my roommate Ty who is about as heartless as me:
Setting: The Walden's Book Store in the Mall in Lawton, Ok at 10:46 am.
I had went to the Mall to get a new game for my new PSP that my wonderful girlfriend gave to me.
Ty: We did sooo many stories on Micheal Jackson, plus we listen to almost all his songs. It got old after awhile.
Me: I still can't believe he died. That is fucked up. I wondered how he died! <-wrong words, now time for bad jokes.
Ty: OH, they did autopsy on him. Guess what he died of?
Me: What?
Ty: 9 year old nuts and 12 year old weiners.
Me: *spits up drink laughing*
Ty: We did some at work yesterday.
Lady behind the counter: You shouldn't disrepect the dead.
Me: It isn't disrepect yet...However he is the only man that I know who would die before being arrested for Child Molestation<--Yes, I went there.
Lady behind the counter: *extremely pissed off*
At this point in time, I'm laughing sooo hard and so is Ty. Yes we are heartless but serious note, he will be missed.
10 minutes later I found out that a person from a couple of forums working at FYE. She is cool.
Point proven, and for the disclosure, this is me and my roommate Ty who is about as heartless as me:
Setting: The Walden's Book Store in the Mall in Lawton, Ok at 10:46 am.
I had went to the Mall to get a new game for my new PSP that my wonderful girlfriend gave to me.
Ty: We did sooo many stories on Micheal Jackson, plus we listen to almost all his songs. It got old after awhile.
Me: I still can't believe he died. That is fucked up. I wondered how he died! <-wrong words, now time for bad jokes.
Ty: OH, they did autopsy on him. Guess what he died of?
Me: What?
Ty: 9 year old nuts and 12 year old weiners.
Me: *spits up drink laughing*
Ty: We did some at work yesterday.
Lady behind the counter: You shouldn't disrepect the dead.
Me: It isn't disrepect yet...However he is the only man that I know who would die before being arrested for Child Molestation<--Yes, I went there.
Lady behind the counter: *extremely pissed off*
At this point in time, I'm laughing sooo hard and so is Ty. Yes we are heartless but serious note, he will be missed.
10 minutes later I found out that a person from a couple of forums working at FYE. She is cool.