On the twelfth day of Christmas,
zero_pilot sent to me...
Twelve commander_bitchs drumming
Eleven canned_als piping
Ten normalearthboys a-leaping
Nine notjustacars dancing
Eight witty_and_gays a-milking
Seven _preciousrose_s a-swimming
Six mentalintentions a-laying
Five sha-a-a-adow_bums
Four pwnedbypots
Three gundams
Two completing missions
...and a self-destruction in a pear tree.