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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, southern_pansy (-5000 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for hiddenbarrier (10 points). In August masterehhhter and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I put gum in bettercallgeico's hair (-12 points). In October the_one_king and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5041 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
zero_pilot
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