"Andy Hurley got caught with his pants down. I can see the internet headlines now."
Title: "Andy Hurley got caught with his pants down. I can see the internet headlines now."
Author: Me.
Pairing: Joe/Andy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Andy gets dragged along to a movie, 'Chicken Little', by Joseph and doesn't find it interesting until Joe finds something that will make it a memorable movie going experience.
Disclaimer: I own noooothing. And I know this isn't true.
A/N: Based off something Andy said, and Joe's excited prompting for continuance, in a recent interview from Kerrang scans. (And yes, I saw the article that was posted here and I know that Andy wasn't really having sex, and happened with a girl, but this is fan fiction, people.)
Dedication: To lessa_lecompt for making me write this.
"Come on, Andy. It'll be fun!" Joe coaxed excitedly, pulling Andy towards the cinema. Andy made a face.
"But, Joe... Why this movie?"
The movie in question was 'Chicken Little' and Joe had insisted on them seeing it, ignoring all of Andy's objections. Andy had no idea what Joe was playing at and as such was quite reluctant to follow him in.
"Cause this movies awesome!" Joe insisted, tightening his grip on Andy and making the older man stumble forward with the force he used to tug.
"Right. You've never seen it, but who doesn't want to see a movie about a talking chicken with a head that's three times bigger than its body?" Andy replied sarcastically. Joe turned to him and gave him the best puppy dog eyes he could manage. Andy sighed, rolling his eyes, and started to walk. Joe beaming at him happily and bounding off ahead, assured that Andy was following.
The movie had been showing for weeks now so not many people were there to see it. In fact, the only other people were 4 kids, all whom looked about 10, who sat at the very front near the doors. Andy followed Joe who picked a seat on the aisle at the very back away from the chattering children and in the dark. Andy flumped down in the seat next to him just as Joe suddenly gasped in realisation.
"We didn't get any food!"
Andy blinked at him but before he could protest further he was nearly knocked out of his chair as Joe tried to get over him but tripped.
"Joe! Ugh! Watch it!" Andy mumbled in annoyance as Joe tried to untangle himself, finally stumbling to his feet. He smiled sweetly at Andy.
"Would you like something?" He asked and Andy just looked up at him in disdain.
"You are pushing your luck here, Joe Trohman." Andy warned and Joe chuckled softly.
"Lucky you love me, than, eh?" Joe grinned cheekily before hurrying off up the aisle, fearing the cranky vegan's wrath. Andy huffed, folding his arms over his chest. Usually he was amused by Joe's childish behaviour but today he wasn't really in the mood. He was trying to be annoyed with him but he couldn't help smile at Joe's cheeky comment. It was true, he did love the goofy guitarist.
Andy was just staring off into space when Joe finally returned and it took a moment for Joe to get his attention. Andy blinked up at him and Joe smiled.
"Welcome back, I got you a coke." Joe whispered, handing Andy the over-sized drink before tripping over him again to get into his seat. Andy was just thankful that Joe didn't spill his own drink. Only once Joe had completely settled again, all of his food strategically placed and his drink safely in the cup holder, did he turn back to Andy, smiling widely.
"Love you." Joe whispered, kissing Andy on the tip of his nose and grinning wider at Andy's raised eyebrows. He took Andy's hand in one of his own, squeezing it gently, and Andy was prevented from commenting as the cinema went dark and the previews started showing.
Andy was not exactly stimulated by the movie, not even really finding it amusing and he soon began to fidget. Joe glanced at him and started to grin but Andy didn't notice and wouldn't have seen it through the darkness anyway. Joe shifted too, sinking down a little in his seat and lifting the hand that had been recently released by Andy, placing it instead on Andy's thigh and rubbing gently. Andy instantly stiffened and froze, glancing down at it before over at Joe.
"Shh. Other people are trying to watch the movie." Joe whispered teasingly as Andy opened his mouth to protest. Andy swallowed heavily and his eyelashes fluttered slightly as he took in a sharp breath when Joe's hand slipped further up his thigh and gave a bit of a squeeze. Joe's hand was getting dangerously close to Andy's groin and Andy was still too tense to do anything more than hiss at Joe warningly.
"Joe. I swear, if you start groping me in the middle of a public cinema during a children's movie, I will-Ah!" Andy's sentence was cut off by Joe's hands firmly placing itself somewhere highly inappropriate. Andy was unsure of how to react to this, especially considering he wanted nothing more then for Joseph to open his fly and do more than rub him through his jeans... He finally managed a shaky, "J-joe."
"Shh." Joe whispered again as he reached up and with a light touch of the fingertips on his other hand made Andy face him. He was still smiling that cheeky smile as he leaned close and pressed his lips to Andy's. Andy's eyes drifted closed behind his glasses, his usual common sense failing him as Joe's hand cupped his cheek and Joe's lips started moving against his. Andy easily opened his mouth as Joe's tongue probed, seeking entrance and slipping in to rub against Andy's tongue, flicking at the metal there. Andy managed to hold back his whimper when Joe finally leaned away only to suck Andy's bottom lip into his mouth, sucking on it before tugging at it lightly with his teeth.
"Joe... do you have any idea what you're doing to me?" Andy mumbled, his hands pressing at the back of Joe's neck as their foreheads rested together and their breath mingled. Joe chuckled quietly again, pressing again with that hand that had remained on Andy's lap making Andy shudder.
"I have every idea. Come over here." Joe invited, watching Andy as he settled back and patted his thighs. Andy shook his head but even in the off light that reflected from the screen Joe could see Andy's blush and knew what the look in his eyes meant. He coaxed again, voice low. "Come on."
"We can't... There are kids down there, Joe. This is a public place." Andy tried to reason, but his voice lacked conviction.
"I don't care." Joe replied with unusual boldness. "I want you here and now, Andy Hurely. Come on, live a little."
"This coming from the man who blushes at the slightest thing and can't find his voice if a pretty girl so much as looks at him." Andy choked out, obviously trying to ignore the fact that he was now starting to become highly uncomfortable in his suddenly confining jeans.
Joe took Andy by surprise as he quickly grabbed Andy's hips and easily lifted the older man into his lap. Andy squeaked in surprise as he was made to straddle Joe's lap, covering his mouth with a hand to muffle it. He could feel Joe's equal hardness beneath him considering Joe's somewhat slouched position and instinctively pressed his body down against it, Joe smothering his groan in Andy's t-shirt.
The movie and the fact they were still in the cinema seemed completely forgotten as their mouths met again, Andy's fingers threading through Joe's short dark curls, holding Joe's head close as their tongues messily twinned between subdued panting. Joe's hands slowly ran up Andy's thighs as he knelt above him, travelling up over his backside to slid up under the drummer's t-shirt, rubbing over smooth warm skin, the touch of slightly colder hands making Andy's shudder again. Joe broke the kiss, silencing Andy's whine of disappointment with a light peck before he started to trail kisses along Andy's jaw and down his throat, sucking at the base of the pale column, marking what was his while Andy sighed and his hands splayed over Joe's chest. Joe ran his blunted nails down Andy's back, enjoying the way Andy arched against him and made a soft noise that may have been Joe's name.
Joe's hands held Andy's curved waist as he returned to claim Andy's mouth in a rougher kiss than the two previous. Their teeth bumped a little in Joe's haste and he backed off slightly to try again. Joe pushed against Andy, trying to increase the body contact but the move made Andy slip and his foot kicked something over. The sound of the popcorn tumbling everywhere seemed to bring the pair out of their lustful attentions and Andy was bent double trying to hide his laughter as Joe attempted to reach around him to pick everything up. Andy tugged on Joe to make him look up and stop struggling to get to the food.
"Forget it... Its just popcorn..." Andy moved in to mutter the words into Joe's ear, his hot breath ghosting over Joe's skin and easily peaking his arousal again. Andy's teeth nibbled at Joe's earlobe and Joe couldn't help grinning at how eager Andy now was despite all of his previous complaints. Andy ground his body down against Joe's confined erection again and Joe reinstated his grip on Andy's hips, gritting his teeth to stop from moaning as Andy's ever so tempting arse continued to rock against him, driving him near insane with the desire to throw Andy down and take him right there and then. "Joe. You're the one that dragged me into this."
Joe licked his lips, wetting them, and moved his hands to toy with Andy's belt. Andy lifted himself to look down as Joe's callused fingers slowly unbuckled his belt and even more slowly popped the button on his fly. Andy sucked his stomach in and tilted his head back as Joe bit his collarbone through his shirt while slipping his zipper slowly down. Joe tugged at Andy's jeans, trying to pull them out of the way, along with the briefs underneath. Andy looked uncertain for a moment before he obligingly lifted himself, letting Joe slide his clothing down his arse to his mid-thigh, leaving Andy conveniently exposed to him. Joe's hands smoothed over Andy's hips before one hand lifted and curled around his lover's cock, stroking it lightly. Andy buried his face against Joe's shoulder to prevent himself from making noise. Andy's whimpers were lost in the material his mouth pressed against as Joe's hand rubbed up and down his erect length, with increasing speed and tightness, and his hands lifted, one to grip Joe's opposite shoulder and the other to press against his chest.
"Andy..." Joe breathed, kissing at Andy's neck as Andy started to rock against him again, pushing up into Joe's fist before pressing back against Joe's own cock. Andy was panting heavily and he blindly sought Joe's mouth, his eyes squeezed shut. Joe obliging tilted his head so they lips met and moved his hand from Andy's hip to fist in his hair as Andy dominated their kiss, making soft noises through his nose as he breathed heavily.
They stopped kissing but their lips remained touching as Andy mumbled Joe's name and a few less coherent things, his eyes still closed. Joe's hand teased Andy, fingers brushing over the head of his erection then stroking down and squeezing at the base, his thumb trailing over the vein on the underside. Andy's body responded to each touch, tensing, trembling or pushing against Joe harder and Joe was really starting to regret the fact that he still had his own jeans on. They were too busy with each other to notice the security guard's flash light as he made his way up the aisle.
Andy's body was moving rather obviously, heaving in Joe's lap as Joe's hand moved over him. The security guard frowned and spoke up.
"Oi. You, what are you two doing?"
Andy froze with a gasp and started trying to hitch up his jeans to little avail as the torch shone in his eyes and he had to shy away from it. The security guard surveyed them both, instantly taking in the fact that Andy's pants were still down around his thighs and the way Andy was attempting to shield his crotch with his hands. Andy smiled awkwardly at the guard who seemed shocked that they were actually doing what they were in the middle of a public cinema during a children's movie. Andy glanced at Joe to find he'd pulled his hood over his head, shielding his face.
"Uh. I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. Your, er, friend too."
Joe seemed to think it was funny, Andy could feel him shaking with silent laughter while Andy got to his feet and pulled his pants up quickly, tucking himself away, his cheeks flushed deeply with embarrassment. Joe got up behind him, following him as they were escorted out, making sure to keep his head bent to avoid being recognised. He actually exited a few steps behind Andy so it looked like they were together and Andy was kind of thankful for it, not wanting yet another scandal to enclose their band.
"I think you should think twice before doing something like that again in a public place. You're just lucky I'm not calling the police." The security guard informed them as he pushed them outside. Andy took a deep breath, rubbing his cheek, while Joe burst out laughing the instant the door closed behind him. Andy huffed and smacked him lightly.
"Shut up, will you?" He muttered, trying not to smile.
"But, it's so funny... Andy Hurley got caught with his pants down." Joe snickered. "I can see the internet headlines now."
"Oh, shush. It's your fault, just cause you could hide who you are." Andy shook his head and started walking down the street, Joe in tow. Joe was still laughing and Andy could no longer restrain his own smile. "Okay, so it's kinda funny."
"Yep. I can't wait to tell the others, Pete's been looking for something to cover up the sidekick photo scandal." Joe paused in his bouncing and looked at Andy. "Are you still...?"
"No, getting caught like that was a bit of a downer." Andy replied, still walking until Joe grabbed his hand. Joe looked around before quickly sneaking a kiss.
"I'm sorry, I love you."
"It's alright. As you said, about time someone had something other than Peter's cock to talk about."
Author: Me.
Pairing: Joe/Andy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Andy gets dragged along to a movie, 'Chicken Little', by Joseph and doesn't find it interesting until Joe finds something that will make it a memorable movie going experience.
Disclaimer: I own noooothing. And I know this isn't true.
A/N: Based off something Andy said, and Joe's excited prompting for continuance, in a recent interview from Kerrang scans. (And yes, I saw the article that was posted here and I know that Andy wasn't really having sex, and happened with a girl, but this is fan fiction, people.)
Dedication: To lessa_lecompt for making me write this.
"Come on, Andy. It'll be fun!" Joe coaxed excitedly, pulling Andy towards the cinema. Andy made a face.
"But, Joe... Why this movie?"
The movie in question was 'Chicken Little' and Joe had insisted on them seeing it, ignoring all of Andy's objections. Andy had no idea what Joe was playing at and as such was quite reluctant to follow him in.
"Cause this movies awesome!" Joe insisted, tightening his grip on Andy and making the older man stumble forward with the force he used to tug.
"Right. You've never seen it, but who doesn't want to see a movie about a talking chicken with a head that's three times bigger than its body?" Andy replied sarcastically. Joe turned to him and gave him the best puppy dog eyes he could manage. Andy sighed, rolling his eyes, and started to walk. Joe beaming at him happily and bounding off ahead, assured that Andy was following.
The movie had been showing for weeks now so not many people were there to see it. In fact, the only other people were 4 kids, all whom looked about 10, who sat at the very front near the doors. Andy followed Joe who picked a seat on the aisle at the very back away from the chattering children and in the dark. Andy flumped down in the seat next to him just as Joe suddenly gasped in realisation.
"We didn't get any food!"
Andy blinked at him but before he could protest further he was nearly knocked out of his chair as Joe tried to get over him but tripped.
"Joe! Ugh! Watch it!" Andy mumbled in annoyance as Joe tried to untangle himself, finally stumbling to his feet. He smiled sweetly at Andy.
"Would you like something?" He asked and Andy just looked up at him in disdain.
"You are pushing your luck here, Joe Trohman." Andy warned and Joe chuckled softly.
"Lucky you love me, than, eh?" Joe grinned cheekily before hurrying off up the aisle, fearing the cranky vegan's wrath. Andy huffed, folding his arms over his chest. Usually he was amused by Joe's childish behaviour but today he wasn't really in the mood. He was trying to be annoyed with him but he couldn't help smile at Joe's cheeky comment. It was true, he did love the goofy guitarist.
Andy was just staring off into space when Joe finally returned and it took a moment for Joe to get his attention. Andy blinked up at him and Joe smiled.
"Welcome back, I got you a coke." Joe whispered, handing Andy the over-sized drink before tripping over him again to get into his seat. Andy was just thankful that Joe didn't spill his own drink. Only once Joe had completely settled again, all of his food strategically placed and his drink safely in the cup holder, did he turn back to Andy, smiling widely.
"Love you." Joe whispered, kissing Andy on the tip of his nose and grinning wider at Andy's raised eyebrows. He took Andy's hand in one of his own, squeezing it gently, and Andy was prevented from commenting as the cinema went dark and the previews started showing.
Andy was not exactly stimulated by the movie, not even really finding it amusing and he soon began to fidget. Joe glanced at him and started to grin but Andy didn't notice and wouldn't have seen it through the darkness anyway. Joe shifted too, sinking down a little in his seat and lifting the hand that had been recently released by Andy, placing it instead on Andy's thigh and rubbing gently. Andy instantly stiffened and froze, glancing down at it before over at Joe.
"Shh. Other people are trying to watch the movie." Joe whispered teasingly as Andy opened his mouth to protest. Andy swallowed heavily and his eyelashes fluttered slightly as he took in a sharp breath when Joe's hand slipped further up his thigh and gave a bit of a squeeze. Joe's hand was getting dangerously close to Andy's groin and Andy was still too tense to do anything more than hiss at Joe warningly.
"Joe. I swear, if you start groping me in the middle of a public cinema during a children's movie, I will-Ah!" Andy's sentence was cut off by Joe's hands firmly placing itself somewhere highly inappropriate. Andy was unsure of how to react to this, especially considering he wanted nothing more then for Joseph to open his fly and do more than rub him through his jeans... He finally managed a shaky, "J-joe."
"Shh." Joe whispered again as he reached up and with a light touch of the fingertips on his other hand made Andy face him. He was still smiling that cheeky smile as he leaned close and pressed his lips to Andy's. Andy's eyes drifted closed behind his glasses, his usual common sense failing him as Joe's hand cupped his cheek and Joe's lips started moving against his. Andy easily opened his mouth as Joe's tongue probed, seeking entrance and slipping in to rub against Andy's tongue, flicking at the metal there. Andy managed to hold back his whimper when Joe finally leaned away only to suck Andy's bottom lip into his mouth, sucking on it before tugging at it lightly with his teeth.
"Joe... do you have any idea what you're doing to me?" Andy mumbled, his hands pressing at the back of Joe's neck as their foreheads rested together and their breath mingled. Joe chuckled quietly again, pressing again with that hand that had remained on Andy's lap making Andy shudder.
"I have every idea. Come over here." Joe invited, watching Andy as he settled back and patted his thighs. Andy shook his head but even in the off light that reflected from the screen Joe could see Andy's blush and knew what the look in his eyes meant. He coaxed again, voice low. "Come on."
"We can't... There are kids down there, Joe. This is a public place." Andy tried to reason, but his voice lacked conviction.
"I don't care." Joe replied with unusual boldness. "I want you here and now, Andy Hurely. Come on, live a little."
"This coming from the man who blushes at the slightest thing and can't find his voice if a pretty girl so much as looks at him." Andy choked out, obviously trying to ignore the fact that he was now starting to become highly uncomfortable in his suddenly confining jeans.
Joe took Andy by surprise as he quickly grabbed Andy's hips and easily lifted the older man into his lap. Andy squeaked in surprise as he was made to straddle Joe's lap, covering his mouth with a hand to muffle it. He could feel Joe's equal hardness beneath him considering Joe's somewhat slouched position and instinctively pressed his body down against it, Joe smothering his groan in Andy's t-shirt.
The movie and the fact they were still in the cinema seemed completely forgotten as their mouths met again, Andy's fingers threading through Joe's short dark curls, holding Joe's head close as their tongues messily twinned between subdued panting. Joe's hands slowly ran up Andy's thighs as he knelt above him, travelling up over his backside to slid up under the drummer's t-shirt, rubbing over smooth warm skin, the touch of slightly colder hands making Andy's shudder again. Joe broke the kiss, silencing Andy's whine of disappointment with a light peck before he started to trail kisses along Andy's jaw and down his throat, sucking at the base of the pale column, marking what was his while Andy sighed and his hands splayed over Joe's chest. Joe ran his blunted nails down Andy's back, enjoying the way Andy arched against him and made a soft noise that may have been Joe's name.
Joe's hands held Andy's curved waist as he returned to claim Andy's mouth in a rougher kiss than the two previous. Their teeth bumped a little in Joe's haste and he backed off slightly to try again. Joe pushed against Andy, trying to increase the body contact but the move made Andy slip and his foot kicked something over. The sound of the popcorn tumbling everywhere seemed to bring the pair out of their lustful attentions and Andy was bent double trying to hide his laughter as Joe attempted to reach around him to pick everything up. Andy tugged on Joe to make him look up and stop struggling to get to the food.
"Forget it... Its just popcorn..." Andy moved in to mutter the words into Joe's ear, his hot breath ghosting over Joe's skin and easily peaking his arousal again. Andy's teeth nibbled at Joe's earlobe and Joe couldn't help grinning at how eager Andy now was despite all of his previous complaints. Andy ground his body down against Joe's confined erection again and Joe reinstated his grip on Andy's hips, gritting his teeth to stop from moaning as Andy's ever so tempting arse continued to rock against him, driving him near insane with the desire to throw Andy down and take him right there and then. "Joe. You're the one that dragged me into this."
Joe licked his lips, wetting them, and moved his hands to toy with Andy's belt. Andy lifted himself to look down as Joe's callused fingers slowly unbuckled his belt and even more slowly popped the button on his fly. Andy sucked his stomach in and tilted his head back as Joe bit his collarbone through his shirt while slipping his zipper slowly down. Joe tugged at Andy's jeans, trying to pull them out of the way, along with the briefs underneath. Andy looked uncertain for a moment before he obligingly lifted himself, letting Joe slide his clothing down his arse to his mid-thigh, leaving Andy conveniently exposed to him. Joe's hands smoothed over Andy's hips before one hand lifted and curled around his lover's cock, stroking it lightly. Andy buried his face against Joe's shoulder to prevent himself from making noise. Andy's whimpers were lost in the material his mouth pressed against as Joe's hand rubbed up and down his erect length, with increasing speed and tightness, and his hands lifted, one to grip Joe's opposite shoulder and the other to press against his chest.
"Andy..." Joe breathed, kissing at Andy's neck as Andy started to rock against him again, pushing up into Joe's fist before pressing back against Joe's own cock. Andy was panting heavily and he blindly sought Joe's mouth, his eyes squeezed shut. Joe obliging tilted his head so they lips met and moved his hand from Andy's hip to fist in his hair as Andy dominated their kiss, making soft noises through his nose as he breathed heavily.
They stopped kissing but their lips remained touching as Andy mumbled Joe's name and a few less coherent things, his eyes still closed. Joe's hand teased Andy, fingers brushing over the head of his erection then stroking down and squeezing at the base, his thumb trailing over the vein on the underside. Andy's body responded to each touch, tensing, trembling or pushing against Joe harder and Joe was really starting to regret the fact that he still had his own jeans on. They were too busy with each other to notice the security guard's flash light as he made his way up the aisle.
Andy's body was moving rather obviously, heaving in Joe's lap as Joe's hand moved over him. The security guard frowned and spoke up.
"Oi. You, what are you two doing?"
Andy froze with a gasp and started trying to hitch up his jeans to little avail as the torch shone in his eyes and he had to shy away from it. The security guard surveyed them both, instantly taking in the fact that Andy's pants were still down around his thighs and the way Andy was attempting to shield his crotch with his hands. Andy smiled awkwardly at the guard who seemed shocked that they were actually doing what they were in the middle of a public cinema during a children's movie. Andy glanced at Joe to find he'd pulled his hood over his head, shielding his face.
"Uh. I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. Your, er, friend too."
Joe seemed to think it was funny, Andy could feel him shaking with silent laughter while Andy got to his feet and pulled his pants up quickly, tucking himself away, his cheeks flushed deeply with embarrassment. Joe got up behind him, following him as they were escorted out, making sure to keep his head bent to avoid being recognised. He actually exited a few steps behind Andy so it looked like they were together and Andy was kind of thankful for it, not wanting yet another scandal to enclose their band.
"I think you should think twice before doing something like that again in a public place. You're just lucky I'm not calling the police." The security guard informed them as he pushed them outside. Andy took a deep breath, rubbing his cheek, while Joe burst out laughing the instant the door closed behind him. Andy huffed and smacked him lightly.
"Shut up, will you?" He muttered, trying not to smile.
"But, it's so funny... Andy Hurley got caught with his pants down." Joe snickered. "I can see the internet headlines now."
"Oh, shush. It's your fault, just cause you could hide who you are." Andy shook his head and started walking down the street, Joe in tow. Joe was still laughing and Andy could no longer restrain his own smile. "Okay, so it's kinda funny."
"Yep. I can't wait to tell the others, Pete's been looking for something to cover up the sidekick photo scandal." Joe paused in his bouncing and looked at Andy. "Are you still...?"
"No, getting caught like that was a bit of a downer." Andy replied, still walking until Joe grabbed his hand. Joe looked around before quickly sneaking a kiss.
"I'm sorry, I love you."
"It's alright. As you said, about time someone had something other than Peter's cock to talk about."