ITP: Opening Move

[zero_approval]

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First of all, a question:

Is this a joke?

[The feed opens up to a very serious man looking on at you.

Wearing the Gentleman trainer class get up.]

While I don't subscribe to the idea of having hallucinations moments before death this is just ridiculous.

...

Also if anyone would explain the true nature of this...

[He points at a

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[darkenedgales]

Welcome to Johto, newbie! Nope, you ain't hallucinating. And you ain't dead, so that's probably good news!

And I see you got Psyduck as your first Pokémon! Rejoice! [... is he making fun of you? JUUST A LITTLE.]

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[zero_approval]

Speak in a manner even normal humans can understand.

[Gdit these hallucinations are starting to get more varied by time.]

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Oi, what's with that attitude? [POUT. He was just trying to help. But fine, we can have it serious way.]

In case no one's told ya yet, we've been brought from different worlds to this one to catch and train creatures that inhabit it -- Pokémon, as they're called. That duck you've got over there is one of 'em.

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[zero_approval]

['Catch and train', hm...]

Are there anything else of importance?

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Dunno, do you consider the fact we're stuck here with no exit in sight "important"?

[video] also IC =/= OOC just in case orz

[zero_approval]

[ You can see a small eye-twitch if you squint hard enough, Crow. ]

I think even neanderthals could notice that there are no 'true' exits from this place whatsoever.